A zoo in China swears their bears are real. Lizzo needs new dancers. Bury the incandescent light bulb. The temperature of the ocean is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 3, 2023 →

Women are giving their boyfriends the Barbie Test. Morgan apologizes for misleading fast food photos. Deliver bad news with Cameo. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains kids serving alcohol. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 2, 2023 →

No one knows where Tom Cruise lives. Cardi B is giving away microphones. Montana is the least sleep-deprived state. Menthol Meredith talks about Barbie. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden calls in to talk about his summer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 1, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos clamps down. Morgan apologizes for Back to School ads. Retire like a politician. Metal Slides would like a word. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Mastercard. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 31, 2023 →

Haunted Mansion is a movie this week, and so is another ride at Disney. Mastercard doesn’t work for weed. Bugs are good for you! Sports Kid is back and also Dad Joke and the Joe Biden Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 28, 2023 →

The street is hot enough to grill. Trader Joe’s is selling cookies with rocks. Congress is investigating UFOs. The MFer of the week is X. Then Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 27, 2023 →

The Twitter Bird is speaking out about being fired. A weather reporter is very hot on the street. Wine can make you look younger. The boss is back with your Midweek Motivation. Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 26, 2023 →

Barbie is the biggest thing ever at the Box Office, and now you can bring home your own Barbie! Jeff Bezos ponders “X”. People use dumb remedies on TikTok. Menthol Meredith is on about Vanna White. Then Morning Shower Thoughts give way to Joe Biden on your phone line. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 25, 2023 →

Scientists say we only need to shower 2 days a week. Harry and Meghan may split??!?! El Nino is tired of being blamed for the weather.But that weather is affecting our Prosecco Princess. Then Dad Joke leads to the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 24, 2023 →

The best place to see all your favorite stars is The Picket Line. The record heat requires new weather words. If you want Freedom, you want this new fast food restaurant. Then we have three generations of bits to round out the day: Sports Kid, Dad Joke, and President Grandpa. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 21, 2023 →