The New Ringling Bros. Circus. A hangover after the second Republican Debate. Biden’s Dog gets translated. What if Sea Lions could talk? The MFer of the week. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, September 28, 2023 →

The Office Theme gets a reboot. Super Mario goes on strike. An infomercial for having a baby. An interactive with a pig hearted man. Some mid-week motivation from the boss. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, September 27, 2023 →

Travis Kelce sings Taylor Swift. ChatGPT with annoying celebrities. A statement from a rusty WGA. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the new Monday Night Football Theme. Menthol Meredith isn’t happy about Usher performing the Super Bowl. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, September 26, 2023 →

The new and improved Fox News. Congress gets a fashion makeover. A Real American Hero brags about their new iPhone. An optimist is hard to find. Another installment of Dad Joke Theater. And Cheech and Chong are at odds with Ron Desantis. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, September 25, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for the end of Summer. A Bob Ross painting auction. Katy Perry sells out. The Sports Kid is back. Joe Biden’s Weekly Address at the U.N.. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, September 22, 2023 →

Airbnb shuts down parties. There’s an alternative to hot McDonald’s coffee. Sleeping gets competitive. Banning books is good. Russell Brand is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, September 21, 2023 →

A striking autoworker sings. Jeff Bezos ridicules Elon Musk’s Twitter fee. John Fetterman opens a clothing store. Morgan Freeman apologizes for potential spam. The boss leaves his mid-week motivation. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday September 20, 2023 →

Fall Foliage gets the Monster Truck Treatment. Kids are expensive. Sugary Cereals are a thing of the past. A message from the oldest fish. Menthol Merideth goes on strike. And Morning Shower Thoughts. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, September 19, 2023 →

Sing about Hunter’s gun. Fear the Woke Haunted House. Hercule Poirot gets another sequel. A vegan cat speaks. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong report on football. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, September 18, 2023 →

People don’t want to hang with coworkers. Jeopardy is coming back. Blood Donors are heroes. The Sports Kid is back. Joe Biden loves peaches. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, September 15, 2023 →