Holiday food makes us chubby for the winter. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are tying the knot. Will you be unlucky on Friday the 13th? Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? A Mansplaining segment is for mistletoe. A runner slaps a reporter’s butt and responds. And the Trump campaign posts a video of him as … Continue reading UCN Daily Post For Friday, December 13, 2019 →

Lizzo twerks her thong out at a Lakers game. Christmas approaches. A main claims to repel mosquitoes with his farts. A Fox Nation host files a sexual harrassment suit. Greta Thunberg is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. And the ice caps are melting seven times faster than they did in the 90’s. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN Daily Post For Thursday, December 12, 2019 →

Office parties and Christmas are approaching. A twin donates a testicle to his brother. ‘They’ is the word of 2019. The Patriots are cheating again. And people post pictures of their kids crying on Santa’s lap. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh the page … Continue reading UCN Daily Post For Wednesday, December 11, 2019 →

Santa Claus does cocaine on an ugly Christmas sweater. Another Ghostbusters movie is happening. Game of Thrones gets no love from the Golden Globes. Trump claims Americans must flush the toilet 10-15 times instead of once. And Menthol Meredith had a wild office holiday party. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN Daily Post For Tuesday, December 10, 2019 →

Christmas carol parodies are about nude photos, grumpy people and Mondays. Should pineapple be put on pizza? The world’s most elite sex club opens its doors for one night. Some people still wear shorts in the winter. A Man Crush is for Elf on the Shelf. And Willie Nelson quits smoking weed. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN Daily Post For Monday, December 9, 2019 →

Will Hillary run again in 2020? Boomers are over buying real Christmas trees. Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison and Joan Jett will all tour together. We reimagine The Irishman with Santa’s elves. We offer a more twisted option to Elf on the Shelf. People keep complaining about the Peloton ad. The Sports Kid returns. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 6, 2019 →

Elf on the Shelf is back to watch the kids. A Star Wars game show is coming to Disney Plus. Would you sit on Joe Biden’s lap as a mall Santa? Peloton ads keep receiving backlash. And our resident lounge singer croons about The Irishman and watching too much TV. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 5, 2019 →

Sing along with some songs about perineum sunning. Peloton faces backlash over new commercial. Billie Eilish never heard of Van Halen. America’s Got Talent receives criticism for judges. America has a shortage of french fries. And Barney explains Elf on the Shelf. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 4, 2019 →

Packages are being stolen off porches. Black Friday and Cyber Monday are over, but that won’t stop sales. Billy Dee Williams is gender fluid. Lori Loughlin’s daughter is vlogging. Tom Brady isn’t playing well. Menthol Meredith recaps her Cyber Monday. And Trump polls higher among Republicans than Abraham Lincoln. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 3, 2019 →

Leftover food from Thanksgiving is cramming the fridge. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your bathroom scale showing weight gain. The Irishman is on Netflix. Christmas shopping is in full swing. A Man Crush is for Kanye West. And Bloomberg is against marijuana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 2, 2019 →