Snoop Dogg will play with Guns N Roses at the Super Bowl Pre-Show. The Super Bowl teams are decided. Ariana Grande faces a copyright lawsuit. Impeachment begins. NBC launches a new streaming service. Dolittle gets terrible reviews. A ten year old becomes a father. And Menthol Meredith tries Dry January. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 21, 2020
HOLIDAY NOTICE: UCN will be closed on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, so this feed has extra bits for Friday and Monday. The Daily Post will return Monday night for Tuesday. A “trans doll” sparks debate for being a children’s toy with genitals. Monday is MLK Day. Prince Harry was offered a job at Burger … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 17 & Monday, January 20, 2020
Billie Eilish will sing the new James Bond opening. A map shows which US cities have the most STDs. Cats will eat your corpse given the opportunity. Alex Cora is fired for cheating. Spotify introduces a playlist for dogs. And a Lounge Singing the News segment is about Democratic Debates and Gwyneth Paltrow. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 16, 2020
Women don’t shave for ‘Januhairy’. Wednesday is National Hat Day. 47.2 is the unhappiest time of life. The Supreme Court rejects the ‘Free the Nipple’ case. Harry and Meghan get the okay to step back as royals. Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle inspires more genitalia scents. And Barney explains how TV can help kids with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 15, 2020
Song Parodies were inspired by a love-making turtle and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new line of genital-scented candles. Hear Batman being uncomfortable with Robin’s bulge. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren face off in a rap battle. Morgan apologizes for the Academy Awards. Menthol Meredith chimes in on the Royal Family. And President Trump wants to Make Iran … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 14, 2020
Song parodies cover the weekend of football playoffs, Man Flu, and soup. Parents on Facebook are Real American Heroes, Vermont wants to put age restrictions on phones, Harry and Meghan may move to Hollywood and Cheech and Chong talk pot and sex. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 13, 2020
Song parodies cover Harry and Meghan leaving the royal family as well as the big Jeopardy championship. Morgan Freeman apologizes for beards. Elizabeth Warren is hot for Julian Castro. Save the planet by not washing your underwear. And the Sports Kid and President Trump are here too! Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 10, 2020
Song parodies are for Dry January and Rascal Flatts’ farewell tour. Jeopardy has its Greatest Of All Time edition. Trump and Bloomberg will run ads at the Super Bowl. Elon Musk does a striptease. And a Lounge Singing the News is about Soleimani and the draft. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost For Thursday, January 9, 2020
Greta Thunberg and Meat Loaf get into a feud. Miley Cyrus rocks the mullet. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has a show on Netflix. Are there too many award shows? The Bachelor starts a new season. People are drinking less milk. And Barney explains the draft. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost For Wednesday, January 8, 2020
Finland implements a 24 hour work week. People sober up for Dry January. Where is Tom Brady going to play? Baby Yoda may get his own cosmetics line. The world’s oldest person had another birthday. Crazy Cat Lady has a civil rights case with her fur babies. UHaul employees cannot smoke. And Trump talks about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost For Tuesday, January 7, 2020