A Real American Heroes bit is for the guy who slaughters your turkey. Alec Baldwin will tenderize your turkey like it took his parking space. Monday is three days until Thanksgiving. Two Greatest Day Ever bits are for Monday and Tuesday. And begin the week with three new Show Sweepers! Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 19, 2018 →

A study says men with beards are more attractive in this parody of “Sexy And I Know It” by LMFAO about facial hair. Three Thanksgiving Countdowns are for the upcoming days until the holiday. Fake Movie Trailers are for Fantastic Beasts and Instant Family. President Trump talks about Criminal Justice Reform for his Weekly Address. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 16, 2018 →

NOTE: Due to an unavoidable scheduling issue, there will be no Donald Trump phoner or Lounge Singing the News bits this week. Those two bits will return next week. An updated version of Adam Sandler’s “Thanksgiving Song” is for 2018. Melania is firing people, so we have her host The Apprentice. A Thanksgiving Countdown bit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 15, 2018 →

NOTE: Due to an unavoidable scheduling issue, there will be no Donald Trump phoner or Lounge Singing the News bits this week. Those two bits will return next week. The FDA wants to ban menthol cigarettes. An Amazon Alexa may be a witness in a murder case, but will she snitch? Falling in love can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 14, 2018 →

NOTE: Due to an unavoidable scheduling issue, there will be no Donald Trump phoner or Lounge Singing the News bits this week. Those two bits will return next week. Florida is recounting its election votes. Pabst and MillerCoors are going to trial, so we have Supreme Court Justice and Beer-Lover Brett Kavanaugh be the judge. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 13, 2018 →

A parody of “Free Fallin” by Tom Petty is about annoying spam callers. An Inappropriate Christmas Special is for Game of Thrones. Nevada becomes the tenth state to eliminate the pink tax. Two tribute segments are for Veteran’s Day. Two Greatest Day Ever bits are for Monday and Tuesday. And begin the week with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 12, 2018 →

The Grinch promotions lose touch with the message of the original story in this parody of “You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch”. Breaking Bad is going to have a movie sequel. Fake Movie Trailers are for The Grinch and The Girl in the Spider’s Web: A New Dragon Tattoo Story. President Trump wants to use … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 9, 2018 →

Christmas will bring in one trillion dollars in this parody of “Holly Jolly Christmas” by Burl Ives. A Mansplaining segment is about Girl Scouts suing the Boy Scouts. Placebo effects can cure illness. A lounge singer delivers the news in this interactive bit. And two Greatest Day Ever bits are for Thursday and Friday. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 8, 2018 →

Idris Elba is People Magazine’s new Sexiest Man Alive. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your political candidates. Finally, negative political ads will go away. Barney explains the dangers of child discipline. And two Greatest Day Ever bits are for Wednesday and Thursday. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 7, 2018 →

A Real American Heroes segment is for people who wear “I Voted” stickers. iPhones make you happier than Androids in a parody of “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin. We advertise the Midterm Elections as a monster truck commercial. President Trump talks about Election Day in this interactive bit. And two Greatest Day Ever … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 6, 2018 →