The EPA wants you to keep your thermostat at 80 degrees. A blood test will tell what age you will die. Dancing With the Stars is coming back. Spider-Man causes a fight between Disney and Sony. The Amazon rainforest is burning. Larry King gets yet another divorce. College Football is starting. And Pumpkin Spice season … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 22, 2019 →

“Old Town Road” was finally dethroned as number 1 by Billie Eilish. Brad Paisley was replaced by Dolly Parton and Reba McEntire to host the CMAs. Players are upset about the NFL’s new helmet regulations. Halftime speeches are most effective with anger. Elizabeth Warren apologizes to Native Americans. Parents are mad about Weight Watchers for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 21, 2019 →

Smart butt plugs are getting hacked. Students are going back to college. The Little League World Series is underway. A TSA agent was fired for writing “you ugly” on a note. Politicians are cursing more than ever. Menthol Meredith talks about the Keto Diet. And Trump was on vacation. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 20, 2019 →

45% of people wear their underpants two days in a row. 8 in 10 workers cry at the office. Trump wants to buy Greenland. Conor McGregor punched an old man in the face. And Mike Tyson smokes $40K of weed a month. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 19, 2019 →

Millennials can’t afford weddings. An emotional support miniature horse was brought on a plane. Microchips can shock your brain when you think of food. Pumpkin Spice everything are coming back. And Sports Kid returns with athletic news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 16, 2019 →

Mike Tyson smokes $40K of weed a month. Pumpkin Spice Lattes are coming already. Americans can’t afford vacations. Friends is coming to movie theaters. Morgan Freeman apologizes for morning people. There are now ashierless stores. And Deano croons about Jeffrey Epstein and the Statue of Liberty. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 15, 2019 →

Katy Perry faces sexual harassment allegations. Pet pigs are getting banned. Drake got a tattoo of himself with The Beatles. The U.S. reduces the Endangered Species Act. A pill helps with loneliness. Men are invading spas. And excessive screen time causes more kids to need glasses. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 14, 2019 →

A strip club is encouraging moms to become dancers. Tuesday is International Left-handers Day. A man’s penis is turning into bone. Trade War brings bonus food to schools. Leeches are being used medically. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split. And Trump talks about his August vacation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 13, 2019 →

Back to school shopping starts. Burger King launches the Impossible Whopper. Vodka is being distilled from Chernobyl. Dora and the Lost City of Gold opened this weekend. Danny Trejo saved a child. And Arizona Iced Tea is in the marijuana business. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 12, 2019 →

TikTok is a popular app among the younguns. August heat keeps blazing. Neighbors want a man to remove giant emojis from his house. Erectile dysfunction hurts work performance. Amazon’s Ring cameras help solve crimes. And Impossible Whoppers are cooked on the same surface as meat. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 9, 2019 →