Morgan apologizes for the Groundhog. The State Department issues a travel warning. There’s a cheaper alternative to Stanley Cups. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden addresses Texas. And Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, February 2, 2024
Hear more from the Dark Web about Taylor Swift. Bet on Groundhog Day. There’s a better gas than Nitrogen on death row. Kanye West gets the MFer crown once again. And Morning Shower Thoughts get thunk. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, February 1, 2024
The Toy Store that inspired Toy Story is going under. There’s a new Elmo doll. Talk to the person who had Neuralink implanted. The Boss wants you in the headlines. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Own a soup-stained masterpiece. Boeing 737s are back in service. The NFL is rigged? Dye your hair like Donald. Menthol Meredith talks about the Super Bowl. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 30, 2024
Budweiser wants to repair their image. It’s not too late for Dry January. Monday starts tax season. People are tired. The Weekly Weed News reports. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 29, 2024
Everyone’s a Lions fan. Jeff Bezos downplays his birthday bash. Celebrate the Hero at your table. Biden sympathizes with Trump. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 26, 2024
Create a new award show for Oscar snubees. Sports Illustrated is eulogized. We have the perfect Valentine’s gift for the polyamorous. The head of Boeing is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 25, 2024
People walk differently holding their phones. Barbie is snubbed. Morgan apologizes for the stock market. Let Biden robocall for you. The Boss follows up. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 24, 2024
Remember those who never made it to the New Hampshire Primary. TV is moving towards pay-per-view. Break the chains of corporate jargon addiction. Menthol Meredith does Hurkle Durkle. Hack your life with Rocco. Morning Shower Thoughts are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 23, 2024
There are too many anthems before the Super Bowl. Morgan apologizes for your ice scraper. Sue over concerts gone wrong. People are giving up caffeine. The Weekly Weed News uncovers a mystery. And Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 22, 2024