Sing about how everybody is sick. Kim Jong Un is translated. People are finding love on LinkedIn. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden is excited for 2024. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 5, 2024 →

People are “resetting” their virginity in the New Year. See two offensive acts on one stage. Help find the next Harvard President. Mickey Mouse is in the public domain. An NFL owner is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 4, 2024 →

Who was on Epstein’s Isle? Bezos calls for billionaires’ privacy. Welcome to Damp January. No Sh*t Damus provides three new predictions. The Boss shares his resolutions. Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 3, 2024 →

Sing Goodbye to 2023. Mariah Carey wants to be the Queen of every holiday. Regale those who’ve resolved to hit the gym. Hear some predictable predictions. Menthol Meredith looks ahead. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 2, 2024 →

Programming Note: Put it in the books! This is the final DailyPrep for 2023. The next new post will publish on Monday evening for Tuesday, January 2nd. We wish you all a very Happy New Year and we look forward to working with you in 2024! Thank you all for a great year! Football Films … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 29, 2023 →

Programming Note: UCN is offering a reduced feed during Christmas Week. Full posts will resume Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your holiday credit card bill. Billionaires would prefer you don’t redeem your gift cards. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 28, 2023 →

Programming Note: UCN is offering a reduced feed during Christmas Week. Full posts will resume Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024. Not happy with your Christmas gifts? There’s bad news for Hypochondriacs. The baby on the cover of “Nevermind” is going back to court. Enjoy a classic Dad Joke. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, December 27, 2023 →

Programming Note:UCN is offering a reduced feed during Christmas Week. Full posts will resume Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024. A classic hit is for the day after Santa arrives. Menthol Meredith reports on her Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, December 26, 2023 →

Merry Christmas from all of us at UCN and United Stations! Have a wonderful holiday and thank you for your support. We look forward to serving you in the New Year. Programming Note: We WILL be putting out content next week with a pared-down version of our normal posts. We’ll be back to full strength … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 22, 2023 →

Are you Naughty or Nice? A classic Christmas song is turned into a movie trailer. Cover your cough so you’re not “sick shamed.” Rudy Giuliani is an MFer. Enjoy a new Morning Shower Thought. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 21, 2023 →