Twitter has become a wasteland. People are moving back to the cities. We make a hero out of people who still have AOl email. Morgan Freeman apologizes for parents on Tik Tok. The Weinermobile changed its name. And we round out our Monday with a Dad Joke and Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 22, 2023
Come down off the Easter sugar high with an Easter Hangover song parody. It’s spring break for a lot of students, even Kindergarteners. Elon Musk is no longer the richest. And then Baby Birds talk, Robot Waiters Speak, Dads joke and Cheech and Chong deliver the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 10, 2023
The Super Mario Bros. Movie is open. Our Real American Hero is a competitive egg painter. Santa has some comments about Easter. Jeff Bezon is making fun of Elon. Then Sports Kid, Dad Joke and Joe Biden’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 7, 2023
Adele doesn’t like Peeps. The Easter Bunny is having trouble affording eggs, Wine is good OR bad for you. An actual snake was on an actual plane. The MFer of the week is back and we finish up with Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April, 06, 2023
Pink Floyd sings about the Bunny coming later in the week. Joan Jett celebrates Passover. Jeff Bezos throws some shade on Walmart’s new website. The new is all Trump and we may be missing other important stories. The boss is calling your show for some midweek motivation. And we finish off with a dad joke … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 5, 2023
Blue check marks are being taken away in this Elvis parody. Donald Trump’s day is expected to be a circus, Paddington 3 has big shoes to fill, Sports leagues merge, Menthol Meredith is back, then we hear from Morning Shower Thoughts and Joe Biden calls the show. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 4, 2023
It’s Monday and R.E.M. is singing about how much we hate it. With all the legal stuff in the news, we all have THIS Real American Hero in our life. A rap battle actually written by ChatGPT and Google Bard is next. Then Tomatoes scream and Morgan Freeman Apologizes for Allergies are followed by Dad … Continue reading DailyPost for Monday, April 3, 2023
Christmas seems to be happening 12 months a year. Passing gas is ok after 6 dates. A new kind of James Bond will be coming. The CIA is getting a podcast. Kids were caught gambling. Dad tells another joke and the Weekly Weed News is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 26, 2022
LeVar Burton doesn’t like that Kanye doesn’t read books. Celebrate Friday with Ram Jam. People talk about the new Apple AirPods. The Stranger Things house is being sold. Sports Kid is back. As well as Dad Joke and a Joe Biden Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 23, 2022
Kids are cooking chicken on NyQuil. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Farmer’s Almanac. Mark Zuckerberg lost a bunch of dough. Babe Ruth’s ghost chimes in on records. Brett Favre gets a new title. And wrap it up with Morning Shower thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 22, 2022