Santa hits the thrift shop, and Morgan Freeman’s sorry stocking stuffers are lame. Bundt Cake is the newest star of Mission Impossible. Athlete’s blood makes you smarter, Donny Jr doesn’t have his dad’s number, and Dad got sick. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about Santa’s replacement. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Climate change ruins Christmas, and West Side Story underperformed. Jeff Bezos feels conned about the Person of the Year award. We have a snow plow driver shortage, inflation hits Menthol Meredith, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden addresses Kellogg’s. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Sing about the 12 Days ’til Christmas. Little Big Town loves eggnog. Advertise your holiday guest room. There’s a metal band named Omicron. Starbucks is unionizing. Dad Joke Theater returns. And, your cannabis correspondents discover a world record brownie! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 13, 2021
We sing about office parties, and salute that guy wearing a Christmas suit. We need Metaverse wedding DJ’s. Jeff Bezos justifies his ex-wife, Sports Kid returns, and Dad goes into hiding. Lastly, President Biden thinks it’s a good idea to run for re-election. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 10, 2021
Oreo wine is gross, and The Matrix gets a holiday special. Santa Claus got his booster shot. Smart Homes turned dumb, the war on Christmas goes up in flames, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 9, 2021
This Christmas will be the most woke yet. We’re re-posting the Joel Osteen bit from yesterday. Jeff Bezos is thrilled about Neuralink’s delays. How will facial-recognition boarding passes work? Morgan Freeman’s sorry about this year’s mispronounced words. You can play video games in your Tesla. Dad jokes about his autobiography. And Barney explains another use … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 8, 2021
There’s even a Santa shortage, and Doublemint gum fights COVID. Red Notice’s success is unsurprising, Menthol Meredith helps you quit your job, and we play limbo in the shower. Lastly, President Biden calls in about his chat with Vladimir Putin. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Thomas Rhett asks about your Christmas song. Parents are not thrilled about going to the new Toys R Us. We made a patriotic ad for drinking. There’s a new Santa variant. Bet on the MLB lockout. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your Cannabis correspondents talk taxes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 6, 2021
We’re already sick of Annie, and people still somehow hasn’t seen A Christmas Story. Alec Baldwin Speaks. Jeff Bezos gains another nemesis, Sports Kid returns, and Dad tries some lipstick. Lastly, America is #1 again in something. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 3, 2021
Your Black Friday packages are arriving, as SpaceX goes bankrupt. The deleted Space Jam scene is sick. We may see a Brady Vs Patriots Super Bowl, emojis get mansplained, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we simplify the headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 2, 2021