We honor mashed potatoes and upgrade the Turducken. Apple’s making a car. We give you another Thanksgiving Travel Tip. Update your audience on inflation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your weed correspondents report on “Canna-moms”. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 22, 2021 →

Red Starbucks cups are back, and we salute that guy with the neck pillow. Disney’s getting in on sports betting. Apple lets you repair your phone, Sports Kid returns, and Dad got a guitar. Lastly, President Biden solves the high gas prices. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 19, 2021 →

We sing about booster shots, and your dog left a voicemail. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about the flu making a comeback. Jeff Bezos plans revenge on NASA, we help you save dough this Thanksgiving, and we did laundry in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 18, 2021 →

We croon over Reese’s Pie, and phones driving us crazy. Hallmark now makes movies for men. Fear Factor gets a Thanksgiving twist, we give you a travel tip, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Finally, Barney tells the kids why the adults are yelling at the table. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 17, 2021 →

We’re tired of Elon Musk, and salute vegetarians at Thanksgiving. Sesame Street gets the “Squid Game” treatment. We’ve entered “The Great Sex Depression,” Menthol Meredith got sick, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden calls in about the infrastructure bill. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 16, 2021 →

We sing about gas prices and sketchy tuna. Britney’s out of conservatorship. The Great British Bake Off is back, save money while traveling this Thanksgiving, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, your cannabis correspondents are jealous of Seth Rogen and Sarah Silverman. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 15, 2021 →

We give “Being the Ricardos” a theme song, and Dad has a cure for S.A.D. Jeff Bezos delays NASA. We help you save for Thanksgiving, Sports Kid returns, and Dad’s late again. Finally, President Biden’s got the wrong inflation going on. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 12, 2021 →

Ant-Man is sexy, and Elf on a Shelf is terrifying. Thanksgiving groceries hit the black market. Superman jumps to Marvel, unmotivated men get mansplained, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we cram in the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 11, 2021 →

We croon over tourists coming back, and Morgan Freeman’s sorry about James Corden. Jeff Bezos has a new enemy. We love unexpected guests and provide tips to save this Thanksgiving, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney sorts out the Muppets getting vaccinated. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 10, 2021 →

We sing about space poo, and Elmo spreads misinformation. Food prices have us going back to our college habits. Men get their own decorative signs, Menthol Meredith likes ugly dudes, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden addresses his falling approval rating. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 9, 2021 →