This Christmas will be the most woke yet. We’re re-posting the Joel Osteen bit from yesterday. Jeff Bezos is thrilled about Neuralink’s delays. How will facial-recognition boarding passes work? Morgan Freeman’s sorry about this year’s mispronounced words. You can play video games in your Tesla. Dad jokes about his autobiography. And Barney explains another use … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 8, 2021
There’s even a Santa shortage, and Doublemint gum fights COVID. Red Notice’s success is unsurprising, Menthol Meredith helps you quit your job, and we play limbo in the shower. Lastly, President Biden calls in about his chat with Vladimir Putin. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Thomas Rhett asks about your Christmas song. Parents are not thrilled about going to the new Toys R Us. We made a patriotic ad for drinking. There’s a new Santa variant. Bet on the MLB lockout. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your Cannabis correspondents talk taxes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 6, 2021
We’re already sick of Annie, and people still somehow hasn’t seen A Christmas Story. Alec Baldwin Speaks. Jeff Bezos gains another nemesis, Sports Kid returns, and Dad tries some lipstick. Lastly, America is #1 again in something. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 3, 2021
Your Black Friday packages are arriving, as SpaceX goes bankrupt. The deleted Space Jam scene is sick. We may see a Brady Vs Patriots Super Bowl, emojis get mansplained, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we simplify the headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 2, 2021
We celebrate the end of a horrible year, and salute that guy somehow surprised it’s December. Lady Gaga shows off her many accents. Dr. Oz runs for the Senate, Dr. Fauci likes the 6 feet rule, and Dad has computer problems. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Omicron variant. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 1, 2021
We made a song about the new COVID variant, and Underoos get their own movie. The word of the year is controversial. Jeff Bezos claims another victim, Menthol Meredith watched House of Gucci, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, The White House gets decorated. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 30, 2021
We’re still eating leftovers while David Lee Roth lights the Menorah. Morgan Freeman is sorry you ate too much. James Bond goes on a budget. Malls step up security with the Ultimate Employee. Dad makes a joke. And Cheech and Chong wish you a happy holiday. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 29, 2021
In observance of the Thanksgiving holiday, this DailyPost covers Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 29. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Learn to shop like a dude! Salute everyone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 24 & Friday, November 26, 2021
We sing about your family and carving the turkey. Jeff Bezos responds to the Black Friday strike. Plumbers are gonna be busy this weekend, Menthol Meredith listens to the new Adele record, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden may run again. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 23, 2021