We celebrate the end of a horrible year, and salute that guy somehow surprised it’s December. Lady Gaga shows off her many accents. Dr. Oz runs for the Senate, Dr. Fauci likes the 6 feet rule, and Dad has computer problems. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Omicron variant. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 1, 2021
We made a song about the new COVID variant, and Underoos get their own movie. The word of the year is controversial. Jeff Bezos claims another victim, Menthol Meredith watched House of Gucci, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, The White House gets decorated. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 30, 2021
We’re still eating leftovers while David Lee Roth lights the Menorah. Morgan Freeman is sorry you ate too much. James Bond goes on a budget. Malls step up security with the Ultimate Employee. Dad makes a joke. And Cheech and Chong wish you a happy holiday. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 29, 2021
In observance of the Thanksgiving holiday, this DailyPost covers Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 29. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Learn to shop like a dude! Salute everyone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 24 & Friday, November 26, 2021
We sing about your family and carving the turkey. Jeff Bezos responds to the Black Friday strike. Plumbers are gonna be busy this weekend, Menthol Meredith listens to the new Adele record, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden may run again. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 23, 2021
We honor mashed potatoes and upgrade the Turducken. Apple’s making a car. We give you another Thanksgiving Travel Tip. Update your audience on inflation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your weed correspondents report on “Canna-moms”. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 22, 2021
Red Starbucks cups are back, and we salute that guy with the neck pillow. Disney’s getting in on sports betting. Apple lets you repair your phone, Sports Kid returns, and Dad got a guitar. Lastly, President Biden solves the high gas prices. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 19, 2021
We sing about booster shots, and your dog left a voicemail. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about the flu making a comeback. Jeff Bezos plans revenge on NASA, we help you save dough this Thanksgiving, and we did laundry in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 18, 2021
We croon over Reese’s Pie, and phones driving us crazy. Hallmark now makes movies for men. Fear Factor gets a Thanksgiving twist, we give you a travel tip, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Finally, Barney tells the kids why the adults are yelling at the table. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 17, 2021
We’re tired of Elon Musk, and salute vegetarians at Thanksgiving. Sesame Street gets the “Squid Game” treatment. We’ve entered “The Great Sex Depression,” Menthol Meredith got sick, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden calls in about the infrastructure bill. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 16, 2021