Songs are about being jealous of everyone’s vaccines., and warming up. Disney+ is making its own universe. Allen Vs. Farrow is a sci-fi horror classic, Morgan Freeman apologizes for Daft Punk, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Barney tells the kids why their parents hide from them. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Sing along with parodies about planes falling apart and kissing your dog more than your spouse. Eyeglass wearers are less likely to get COVID. Is that cocaine on your corn flakes? Relax with a Morning Shower Thought. Meredith is all in on Free Britney. And President Biden is on the line for your weekly chat. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Songs are about thawing out and Kim and Kanye. Ted Cruz goes on a cruise. We salute the guy who somehow changed someone’s mind on facebook, Dad Joke Theater returns, and we think about dancers in the shower. Lastly, someone tried making the 7 dwarves smuggle drugs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 22, 2021
Songs are about leaving Earth and The Rock running for President. The Mars rover landing gets a horror movie remake. The new Cruella movie looks a lot like the Joker, we make our own Stress Chips, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to get kids back into school. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 19, 2021
Songs are about the brutal winter and the rise of Bitcoin. Morgan Freeman issues a freezing mea culpa. Buffalo Bill’s house is available for rent. Martin Scorsese hates streaming services. Enjoy a new Dad Joke and welcome back Deano the Lounge Singer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 18, 2021
Songs are about Ash Wednesday and Polar Vortex. Kit Kats are now vegan. Jersey Shore has a new cast member, Shakespeare goes woke, and we think about being sorry in the shower. Lastly, Barney breaks down Lent for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 17, 2021
Songs are about the long winter and lack of marriages and divorces during the pandemic. Robots are now artists. The Bachelor has gone woke, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith has thoughts on the Gorilla Glue Girl. Lastly, President Biden calls into your show! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Songs are about cold hands and post Valentine’s. Have a romantic President’s Day! Virtual Travel is now a thing. Ever wonder what your dog does when it’s alone? Shower Thoughts are about cars and the Weekly Weed News is about big sales for Valentine’s Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 15, 2021
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S YOUR DAY, GUMDROP FANS Today is National Gumdrop Day.*** ***You know those … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 15th, 2021
Songs are about an over-commercialized Valentine’s Day, and mask acne. Clarice premieres. The Dating Game gets a 2021 update, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kid rounds up the latest athletic headlines. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to talk about a recent phone call. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Friday, February 12, 2021