Songs are about getting caffeinated and Candyman. Pumpkin Spice rap battles Apple Crisp. Summer gives us a send-off, Morgan Freeman’s sorry about cotton shopping bags, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, there’s now pizza vending machines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 30, 2021 →

Songs are about salmonella and the weekend. The Little League World Series has interesting sponsors. Spatial awareness is important, Sports Kid returns, and we thought about trampolines in the shower. Lastly, President Biden’s having a tough time. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 27, 2021 →

Songs are about pumpkin spice and Taylor Swift on TikTok. Pilots are sick of unruly passengers. It’s National Dog Day, the Nirvana baby is suing the band, and we thought about human trash cans. Lastly, we round up this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 26, 2021 →

Songs are about Pfizer’s vaccine, and the Milk Crate Challenge. We salute the guy who’s stoked on Spider-Man. Bob Ross has a dark side, Dr. Fauci hates Comirnaty, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down how bad hot dogs are. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 25, 2021 →

Songs are about Free Range Kids and taking horse dewormers to cure COVID. Pfizer gets full FDA approval. Jeff Bezos hates Tesla robots, Menthol Meredith don’t need approval, and we thought about Star Trek. Lastly, President Biden also seeks approval. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 24, 2021 →

Songs are about coffee and OnlyFans. Some careers are more attractive than others. Mike Richards is already out of Jeopardy, ride sharing goes to school, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, you can smoke weed at the state fair. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 23, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID babies and Friday. America needs to get more drunk. Cuddling dogs is healthy, Sports Kid returns, and Dad had a robbery. Lastly, President Biden is bad with names. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 20, 2021 →

Songs are about school bus drivers and Drake’s hairline. Pizza Hut in Taiwan made some nasty pizza. Jeff Bezos gloats about beating Walmart. People use weed while exercising. We thought about wrestlers in the shower. And we consolidate all of today’s headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 19, 2021 →

Songs are about booster shots and Wednesday. We salute normal people. Hotels become more expensive, Britney Spears is free, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tries to break down the Afghanistan situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 18, 2021 →

Songs are about old masks and packing lunches. Healthy guts helps you live longer. There’s a dog shortage, Menthol Meridith also has a conservator, and we thought about salt in the shower. Lastly, President Biden isn’t very talkative. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 17, 2021 →