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UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 16, 2021

We made songs about wrapping presents, and hentai. Spiderman saves the box office. Football Films redefines the meaning of MVP, people buy crypto for Christmas, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we simplify the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 16, 2021

UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Santa hits the thrift shop, and Morgan Freeman’s sorry stocking stuffers are lame. Bundt Cake is the newest star of Mission Impossible. Athlete’s blood makes you smarter, Donny Jr doesn’t have his dad’s number, and Dad got sick. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about Santa’s replacement. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 15, 2021

UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Climate change ruins Christmas, and West Side Story underperformed. Jeff Bezos feels conned about the Person of the Year award. We have a snow plow driver shortage, inflation hits Menthol Meredith, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden addresses Kellogg’s. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 14, 2021

UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 13, 2021

Sing about the 12 Days ’til Christmas. Little Big Town loves eggnog. Advertise your holiday guest room. There’s a metal band named Omicron. Starbucks is unionizing. Dad Joke Theater returns. And, your cannabis correspondents discover a world record brownie! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 13, 2021

UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 8, 2021

This Christmas will be the most woke yet. We’re re-posting the Joel Osteen bit from yesterday. Jeff Bezos is thrilled about Neuralink’s delays. How will facial-recognition boarding passes work? Morgan Freeman’s sorry about this year’s mispronounced words. You can play video games in your Tesla. Dad jokes about his autobiography. And Barney explains another use … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 8, 2021