Songs are about Bernie Sanders’ mittens, and the mega millions lottery. Apparently you CAN buy happiness. Morgan Freeman apologizes for mask slippers, we have more shower thoughts, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden makes his first weekly address! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 22nd, 2021
Songs are about dinosaur butts and Biden’s first executive orders. President Biden reads Trump’s letter. Late night comedians need new material, the new playing cards are woke, and we have more thoughts in the shower. Lastly, Deano’s back singing the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Songs are about Joe Biden moving into the White House, and Trump leaving. Starbucks is helping distribute vaccinations. We make a promo for the inauguration, Stellantis sounds more like a prescription drug, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney explains the inauguration to the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 20th, 2021
Songs are about Trump’s pardons and his last day in office. Hot Pockets get recalled. Bill Gates is the biggest owner of farmland, we have more morning shower thoughts, and Menthol Meridith is going to New Jersey. Lastly, President Trump calls in for the final time. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 19th, 2021
Songs are about smokers getting the vaccine first and Dolly Parton getting a statue. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your drunken injuries. Jeff Bezos helps you cancel Amazon Prime, we made a promo for Wednesday’s inauguration, and we thought about sign language in the shower this morning. Lastly, The Weekly Weed News returns. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 18th, 2021
Songs are about wanting to win the lottery, Betty White turning 99, and doubling up your masks. We give kudos to that guy saying he’s leaving facebook on facebook, rioting is now an Olympic sport, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, Donald Trump supports his favorite candidate for 2024. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 15th, 2021
Songs are about getting vaccinated at ballparks, getting tested to fly, and dropping Donald Trump. Ben & Jerry’s made ice cream for dogs, celebrities sing sea shanties, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano serenades us about the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 14, 2021
Songs are about getting the vaccine and winning the Powerball. The Sex and the City reboot is just the new Golden Girls. Gorillas test positive for COVID, the news has some side effects, and we’re gonna re-do the new year. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about last week’s fallout. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Songs are about Kamala’s Vogue cover and winning the Powerball. Morgan Freeman is sorry you can’t spell “Capital” right. Arnold Schwarzenegger had some outtakes, Sex and the City has a middle-aged reboot, and Menthol Meridith thinks about watching The Queen’s Gambit. Lastly, President Trump doesn’t know what resigning is. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 12, 2021
Songs are about a normal week and new Danish cartoon. Starting an OnlyFans is tough. The protesters may have a health problem, Dr. Fauci discusses mental health days, and Morgan Freeman apologizes for last week. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents chime in on the protests. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 11, 2021