A Beatles parody is about the weight we’re trying to lose. Jeff Bezos looks like Pitbull. Morgan is sorry about your Blackberry. Bowie’s songs may show up in ads. Get the same Wedding DJ as Donald Trump Jr. Think a Shower Thought. And Barney explains quitting a job to children. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 5, 2022 →

The Knack sing about Flurona and Kermit the Frog cheers up Marjorie Taylor Greene. A germaphobe Marvel fan is a Real American Hero. Used Car salesmen are expensively slimy. Menthol Meredith gets her life in order. Dad Jokes about his beautiful wife and President Biden waits on hold. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 4, 2022 →

Songs are about looking back at last year and all the debt we’ve incurred from Christmas. Morgan returns with a mea culpa for 2022. Football’s most miserable fans battle it out. Some people are guaranteed to have a worse New Year than you. Dad Joke drops the ball. And your cannabis correspondents make resolutions. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 3, 2022 →

Schedule Note: With Friday being the observed New Year’s holiday, today’s post will be the final one of the week…and the year. The next full DailyPost will be published Sunday night for Monday, January 3rd. The entire UCN and United Stations staff wishes you a wonderful and safe New Year’s! Sing about the risk of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 30 & Friday, December 31, 2021 →

Sing a holiday song about this horrible year. Ozzy Osbourne is getting into the NFT business. A new study of sex and the female brain gets Mansplained. And Dad jokes about New Year’s Eve. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 29, 2021 →

A song parody is about Spider-Man’s billions. Turn canceled flights into an exciting new game show. Menthol Meredith talks about this weird week. And Joe Biden thought up some snappy comebacks to “Let’s Go Brandon.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 28, 2021 →

We’re providing a pared-down offering this week between Christmas and New Years. Sing about the man who carts away all your Christmas junk. Salute the man who returns all his gifts. Morgan issues a mea culpa for Christmas music. And Dad Jokes about the dangers of playing Peek-a-Boo. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 27, 2021 →

UCN HOLIDAY SCHEDULE NOTE: With Christmas Eve being an official holiday, this DailyPost is for Thursday 12-23 and Friday 12-24. The next post will publish Sunday evening. Merry Christmas to all!!! Song parodies are about traffic and last minute shopping. We finish off the Beasties countdown. Dr. Fauci comments on our shrinking attention spans. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 23 & Friday, December 24, 2021 →

A NOTE ABOUT UCN’s HOLIDAY SCHEDULE: Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are official holidays for United Stations staff. Therefore, there will be no DailyPost for Friday 12-24 or Friday 12-31. And we’ll be offering scaled-back posts during the week between Christmas and New Years. UCN will be back to full strength with the DailyPost … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 22, 2021 →

Sing a song about Spider-Man spoilers. We updated the Hook Bed from yesterday’s Beastie Boys parody. James Bond gets the Spider-Man treatment. Fling your cat out of the tree. Menthol Meredith talks about Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone to chat about the candy cane shortage. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 21, 2021 →