A Don Henley parody is all about caffeine. Don’t travel to Tijuana. What if sharks could talk? A Millennial thanks a Gen Z’er. The Crazy Cat Lady is more or less happy. Step aside Dad, it’s time for a Mom joke. Cheech and Chong file a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 11, 2022 →

A Christmas tune is about the return of the Running of the Bulls. Morgan Freeman is sorry about Nancy Pelosi’s bosom. Donald Trump is a rock star. The Sports Kid is back. Raise the curtain on another Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden delivers his Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 8, 2022 →

Sing about theaters turning away sharp dressed Minions fans. Jeff Bezos is bad at Twitter. James Cameron gets his very own movie trailer. Hear an update in Dog News. Offer a new Gas Saving Tip. Vampires wander into our Morning Shower Thoughts. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 7, 2022 →

A parody/protest song is about freeing Brittney Griner. That guy who’s way too into cornhole is a Real American Hero. Call on Netflix to help other 80s music stars. Hillary Clinton learns from a past president. Help fight skyrocketing costs with a new Inflation Tip. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney has the uncomfortable … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 6, 2022 →

A No Doubt parody is about this short work week. Celebrate the guy who sets off fireworks in the daylight. Help your dog cope with a noisy 4th. Airline pilots are tired. Menthol Meredith talks about her Independence Day. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And the Weekly Weed News has a story out of Washington … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 5, 2022 →

Programming Note: In observance of Independence Day, the next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, July 5th. The UCN staff would like to wish all our valued customers a wonderful and safe 4th of July. Here’s to keeping all 10 fingers until next Tuesday! Sing a patriotic song about these uncertain times. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 1, 2022 →

Sing a patriotic song from Team America. Some Americans are not free on Independence Day. Donald Trump has a new business venture. JetBlue doesn’t know from kosher. Help fight inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 30, 2022 →

A Love Shack parody is about Hump Day. Jeff Bezos salutes a new billionaire. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the return of Q. Football and prayer go hand-in-hand. Get a new Gas Saving Tip. Dad Jokes about pushups. And Barney explains civil war. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 29, 2022 →

Songs are about friends that smell alike and how Green Day wants to move to Canada (bye bye!). Maverick and Elvis team up. Putin’s new general is a huge deal. Menthol Meredith can’t wait ‘til the 4th. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone from Germany. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 28, 2022 →

Sing about the end of Juul and the thousands of mites humping on your face. A husband and wife have a rap battle. Let Brad Pitt interpret your dreams. Kids speak out against cartoon kissing. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News talks baseball. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 27, 2022 →