Kids are cooking chicken on NyQuil. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Farmer’s Almanac. Mark Zuckerberg lost a bunch of dough. Babe Ruth’s ghost chimes in on records. Brett Favre gets a new title. And wrap it up with Morning Shower thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 22, 2022 →

There could be a beer shortage coming. Standing at work all day can be bad for you. A new airline is making its debut. Kanye has never read a book – unbelievable. A new holiday is created. Then Dad Jokes and Barney. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 21, 2022 →

Short people can get taller. People who sit around all day are in trouble. Jeff Bezos has been reduced to the world’s 3rd richest man. An imaginary friend has a message for parents. Menthol Meredith is upset about Tom Brady’s marriage. Dad Joke Theater returns and Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 20, 2022 →

It’s Black Coffee on a Monday Morning. The Queen will be laid to rest today. King Charles’ swollen fingers let us know a thing or two. Smart Phones cause early puberty. A Pirate is not happy about Talk like a PIrate Day. Dag Joke is back and we wrap up Monday with Weekly Weed News. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 19, 2022 →

Disney World is a mess. Jeff Bezos is violating antitrust laws. A Real American Hero Hate Watches TV. Americans are losing sleep over what’s happening in the world. Sports Kid returns and so do Dad Joke Theater and Joe Biden’s Address Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 16, 2022 →

Moms are taking mushrooms to deal with kids. The year once again seems to be going too fast. Strippers in retirement homes, The Motherf***er of the week, Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News round out the morning. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 15, 2022 →

There are people who will never get Covid. Jeff Bezos has a rocket failure. People share their opinion on the new Little Mermaid. Hazing is dumb. Ryan Reynolds shows off more than you ever wanted to see. Dad is joking again and Barney Explains King Charles. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 14, 2022 →

The new iPhone will let you unsend messages. People are happier with their sports teams than with love. Murphy Beds are hurting people. Crazy Cat Lady talks pet expenses. Menthol Meredith weighs in on the Royal Family. And Morning Shower Thoughts and a Joe Biden Interactive round out the day. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 13, 2022 →

Songs are about the new king and playing fantasy football. Place your bets on the new Game of Thrones. Airplanes are filthy. Pinocchio sits down for an interview. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on CBD. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2022 →

A song from Pinocchio is about its dismal reviews. Fantasy football losers are Real American Heroes. Forrest Gump 2 almost got made. Dancing With The Stars is the same as always. The Sports Kid returns along with a new Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden had a weird dream about the Obamas. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2022 →