Elton John sings farewell to the McRib. Last Minute Costume Shoppers are Real American Heroes. Jeff Bezos gloats. Companies prepare for unexpected Kayne visits. The Sports Kid has costume advice. A Halloween Dad Joke haunts the post. And Joe Biden has the worst Trick-or-Treating plan ever. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 28, 2022 →

A parody song and a fake ad are about insensitive costumes. Airlines are rewarding passengers in the middle seat. Dog News reports on global warming. Tom Brady is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 27, 2022 →

Sing about Candy Corn and gag a little. Jeff Bezos warns of a scam. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Taylor Swift. Kanye complains about the shoes. Lick the backside of a SCOTUS stamp. A Halloween Dad Joke appears. And Barney warns trick-or-treaters about helicopter parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 26, 2022 →

Two songs are about tempting Halloween candy and the long wait for more House of the Dragon. Your local candidate has a message. No! Really? Wow! is about Black Adam. Menthol Meredith dislikes math. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden will buy your vote. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 25, 2022 →

Songs are about Haunted Houses and the horror of Monday morning. Carpool Karaoke gets nasty. The Crypt Keeper scares up some devilish daycare workers. A cuddled turkey has its say. A Halloween Dad Joke appears. And the Weekly Weed News is from the UCN Archive. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 24, 2022 →

A Beatles parody is about what happened to your pumpkin. The 10pm network TV slot is dead. Smiling gets Mansplained. People are talking about Liz Truss. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke returns. And Joe Biden comes clean on the JFK files. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 21, 2022 →

Sing about the sequel to “A Christmas Story.” Jeff Bezos battens down the hatches. Netflix thanks a certain someone. Thursday Night Weddings are a thing. Kanye is the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 20, 2022 →

Sing about pop-up Halloween stores at the mall. Jeff Bezos goes to Rome. Student debt relief is easy. The Crypt Keeper is scared of Bird Flu. Grandma’s House is a haunted house. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney teaches about strict parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 19, 2022 →

A musical warning against dentistry on TikTok. Candidates are texting you. There’s a new treatment for aging QBs. The Crypt Keeper is haunted by inflation. Menthol Meredith talks about Kanye buying Parler. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden decorates for Halloween. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 18, 2022 →

Songs are about canceling the “Thumbs Up” emoji and the hassle of raking leaves. Pelosi and Trump face off in a rap battle. The military gets woke. Netflix adds ads. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong discuss Biden’s blanket pardon of potheads. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 17, 2022 →