Sing about the dilemma of having allergies during a pandemic. It’s time to bury the Oscars. Take a virtual vacation. The Marines are wearing nail polish. Water guns help train people. Dad Joke Theater returns. And The Weekly Weed News blows the lid off of medical marijuana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 28, 2022 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES SOME DRAMA AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS Did you see the Oscars last night?*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, March 28th, 2022 →

Songs are about gas stimulus checks and celebrating the arrival of Friday. Women have an opinion on the male birth control pill. Squats are the new fitness trend. Sports Kid has the latest headlines. Dad Joke Theater returns. And President Biden reports from Poland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 25, 2022 →

A Bob Marley parody is about Will and Kate in Jamaica. The inventor of the Skip Intro button is a Real American Hero. Jeff Bezos talks about his ex’s charitable giving. Bill Clinton reports on Hillary’s COVID battle. The Oscars are Sunday. A new Morning Shower Thought awaits. And we Mashup all the top news … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 24, 2022 →

Song parodies are about buying smaller cars and the Kanye-Pete Davidson feud. Jeff Bezos makes Amazon Prime uncancelable. We’re now composting humans. You can feel pain in the Metaverse. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the Metaverse to your kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 23, 2022 →

A Tom Petty song is about seasonal allergies. Kanye is banned from the Grammys and Morgan apologizes. Tucker Carlson interviews Kid Rock. Maury’s cancellation is sad news for some. Menthol Meredith reminisces about Spring Break. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about stocks. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 22, 2022 →

Devo sings about your busted bracket. Jeff Bezos owns James Bond. Wheel of Fortune has a new theme week. Dolly Parton is pure rock and roll. Doritos just got lite. Dad jokes about flat earthers. And Mike Tyson makes the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 21, 2022 →

Sing about post St. Patrick’s Day hangovers. Jussie Smollett gets a sitcom. Another container ship gets stuck. Everyone’s an expert on social media. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke is back. And the President changes time. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 18, 2022 →

Two song parodies are about St. Patrick’s Day and the possible end of Standard Time. Honor the Real American Hero who’s constantly changing the gas price sign. Hear Tucker Carlson tell a joke. Poodles make Dog News headlines. Enjoy a new Morning Shower Thought. And Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 17, 2022 →

ZZ Top sings about a drunken St. Paddy’s Day. Jeff Bezos is in a quandary. Hear what parents are saying about Encanto Sing Along. Flip through the pages of Incel Weekly. Count down to St. Patrick’s Day. Dad jokes about Mt. Everest. And Barney explains using Encanto as a weapon for kids. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 16, 2022 →