There’s a new trend in women’s perfume. Jeff Bezos buys Roomba. Listen in on a NASA press conference. Alexa can sound like your grandmother. Menthol Meredith loves Back-To-School. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden’s bout with COVID was very productive. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 9, 2022
A Tom Petty Song is caffeinated. Who cares if hot dogs will kill you? Leave Brittney Griner alone. Young men are taking ED drugs. It’s Crazy Cat Lady’s favorite day. Dad Jokes after bedtime. And Cheech & Chong chime in on Aaron Rodgers. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 8, 2022
Sing about our crushing household debt. Jeff Bezos updates us on his mega-yacht. Join the class action suit against Beyonce. Jennifer Coolidge is a true MILF. Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden still has COVID. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 5, 2022
Play the theme song for the canceled “Batgirl” movie. Drag Queens come to Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. Hear the translation of China’s response to Nancy Pelosi. Morgan apologizes for too much TV. Mega Millionaires have a support group. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we mashup the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 4, 2022
A Paul Simon parody is about the return of polio. There’s a cat food-inspired eatery in NYC. Twisted Sister isn’t just for political rallies. See Shark Week in person. Joe Rogan makes headlines. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains shark attacks to your little ones. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Taylor Swift loves to be a celebrity polluter. Jeff Bezos wishes he was on the celebrity polluter list. Morgan Freeman apologizes for chicken wing-flavored lip gloss. A new Star Wars series is coming. Menthol Meredith quits her job. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden talks about his poll numbers. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 2, 2022
Sing about the start of August. Halloween candy will be in short supply. Give some tips to the big Mega Millions winner. Be proud of your ugly feet. Help fight inflation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News is potent. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 1, 2022
Mega Millions is over a billion dollars Friday. Lazy kids as young as 6 can get high blood pressure. Orcas are attacking sharks. Crazy Cat Lady talks aliens. Sports Kid is back as well as Dad Jokes and Joe Biden. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 29, 2022
Jeopardy fans are not happy with the hosting situation. The Oompa Loompas want to tell you about how great chocolate is. New Yorkers think they are awesome. Dr Fauci has some words. We also fight inflation, tell Dad Jokes and mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 28, 2022
The Mega Millions drawing was on Tuesday and your listeners probably didn’t win. The Choco Taco is dead. Fight inflation with today’s tip. Not drinking can be as perilous as drinking. Mob actors keep dying. And Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 27, 2022