Sing about the “Taco Tuesday” trademark. Morgan Freeman apologizes for dogs in restaurants. Keep your old car in top shape. The Bachelor is getting old. Ja Morant returns as the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 18, 2023 →

Sing about Martha Stewart on the cover of SI. Let a dog drive you home from the bar. Tom Hanks lives on forever. Ron DeSantis remakes Animal House. The Boss checks in. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains tracking kids with AirTags. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 17, 2023 →

Snacking is the glue that holds America together. Jeff Bezos is hiring college grads. The TSA is using facial recognition. The Crazy Cat Lady doesn’t understand dogs. Menthol Meredith talks about Martha Stewart. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 16, 2023 →

Wake up with The White Stripes. The world’s oldest dog retires. Peloton bikes are recalled. Fight hiccups like Bo Jackson. Dad Joke Theater stays up After Bedtime. And the Weekly Weed News reports on anesthesia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 15, 2023 →

Celebrate Mother’s Day with a song and a message from Jeff Bezos. Move over Ted Lasso. What if men made “Get Ready With Me” videos? The Sports Kid returns along with Dad Joke Theater and the President’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 12, 2023 →

Parents are AirTagging their kids. Tucker Carlson questions Twitter. Register your wedding at Etsy. Science takes on spoilers. Robert De Niro is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 11, 2023 →

Sing about the cost of Senior Prom. Jeff Bezos mocks Zuckerberg’s Jiu Jitsu. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your dog. A.I. is interviewing for your job. The Boss has a great Mother’s Day idea. Dad Joke Theater Returns. And Barney explains cryogenics. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 10, 2023 →

Sing about working from bed. Tipping culture is out of hand. Travelocity has the best hotels for toe sucking. What comes after Bare Minimum Monday? Menthol Meredith chimes in on Mother’s Day. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden discusses the latest polls. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 09, 2023 →

Sing about dead Kentucky Derby horses. Jeff Bezos is molding young minds. There’s an Ozempic alternative. Morgan Freeman apologizes for high-tech automobiles. The “Miracle” speech will motivate your Monday. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong have schizophrenia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 08, 2023 →

Sing songs about Tacos and the Navy’s new recruitment tool. Jeff Foxworthy tests 8th Graders on History. Play one last Monarchy Minute ahead of the Coronation. Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden is creating jobs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 05, 2023 →