Since air travelers couldn’t bring toothpaste to the Olympics, they’ll have to buy Russian-made Sochi White. Use our Daily Olympic Updates as a platform to deliver stories and scores from the Winter Games. Protect your home with Big Mouth Billy Bass Home Security. The 10th of February is always National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 10, 2014
The Olympics theme now has lyrics. Tag your imaging to the end of an Olympic Opening Ceremony show open. Subway has a new jingle highlighting their dangerous bread ingredients. We’ve got your fake movie trailers for The Lego Movie, Vampire Academy and Monuments Men. Barack Obama cheers on Team USA in a very odd way. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 7, 2014
Everyone’s making a Facebook Movie…and you can be the first to have a Facebook Movie Trailer! The accommodations in Sochi are atrocious according to journalists who wished they booked with Travelocity. Clay Aiken is running for Congress and we’ve put together the first attack ad. Jay Leno is on the phone for his final call … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 6, 2014
Coke makes a musical reply to everyone who’s upset over their “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl ad. Jay Leno’s final Tonight Show is Thursday and we’ve got two fake promos. Buzz Lightyear gets his Woodys mixed up when he comes to the support of his friend. Parody Jeremy sings about his girlfriend’s disgusting nighttime habit. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Turn your smartphone photo into the likeness of Fox’s play-by-play man with the Joe Buck Yourself app! Sports Illustrated is rubbing salt in the Broncos’ wounds with a new DVD offer. Staring at screens will make your children nearsighted and in need of iGlasses. Barack Obama is on the phone for the post game interview. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Cheech and Chong return to wrap up their Super Bowl coverage. We took the classic Hank Williams’ football theme and turned it into an ode to Super Bowl hangovers. Larry King thinks CNN would be better off showing Spongebob cartoons and he sings all about it. George Zimmerman will step into the ring for Celebrity … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 3, 2014
It’s going to be cold at the Super Bowl. Cheer on the fans at the stadium with ‘Fans with Cold Faces.’ If you’ve ever wondered what happens to the pre-printed championship t-shirts of the NFL teams that end up losing, we have the answer. Coach Gruden makes a Super Bowl prediction even non-football fans can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 31, 2014
Cheech and Chong are back in the broadcast booth at the Super Bowl! Football Films pays homage to Groundhog Day and the Super Bowl happening on the same day. Promote Motley Crue’s farewell tour and their subsequent retirement. Jay Leno is on the phone as time is running out. And January 30 is National Inane … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 30, 2014
Honor Mr. Non-Football Fan Super Bowl Party Goer…a Real American Hero, a Real Canadian Hero, or a Real American Douchebag – take your pick. The price of Super Bowl tickets is plummeting as you’ll hear in our fake ad. We’ve got some real fake outtakes from Obama’s State of the Union Address. Parody Jeremy sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Why is Justin Bieber like he is? Blame Canada! Cheech and Chong are the new Super Bowl announcers. If you are irritable in this latest cold snap you may be suffering from PVMS. Barack Obama is on the phone and needs help with this State of the Union speech. And Tuesday is Data Privacy Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 28, 2014