Monday starts with a confusing ad for the most confusing game show on TV – The Million Second Quiz. Nicole Kidman seeks revenge with Alec Baldwin – Paparazzi Vigilante. Jon Gruden has the goods on tonight’s MNF Game. Monday is National Play-Doh Day. And help yourself to three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 16, 2013
We start off the post with a gentle reminder that it’s Friday! Friday! Friday the 13th!! The Pope has a new Popemobile, a used Renault, and now he’s the Little Old Man from Vatican City. “The Family” and “Insidious: Chapter 2” are in theaters and you have a fake trailer for both. Barack Obama’s Weekly … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 13, 2013
After huge losses on The Lone Ranger, Disney is pushing off the release date of Pirates of the Caribbean 5. And based on our fake trailer, there are plenty of other cutbacks as well. A new study shows men with small testicles make better dads and we prove it with clips from Ward Cleaver and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 12, 2013
Need to take down a building with a skinny naked chick on a wrecking ball? Call Miley Cyrus Demolition Services. Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York, but pretend like he won with an “I’m going to Disney World” spoof. The LA KISS is offering Tim Tebow a starting QB job … Continue reading UCN DailyPost of Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Let’s start off with two fake promos for Ryan Seacrest’s Million Dollar Quiz. Football Films looks at Bruno Mars doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Arsenio Hall makes it feel like we’re traveling back in time with a fake ad for his new late night talk show. Barack Obama is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Get a sneak peek at Rush Limbaugh’s venture into writing kids’ books. Fecal transplants might be the key to weight loss and we’ll show you how. Jon Gruden is back with his Monday Match Up. A woman in England woke up with a Chinese accent and you can help spread the word about this bizarre … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 9, 2013
Bill Nye is creating huge buzz for competing on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars, so we remade his TV show’s theme as Bill Nye the Dancing Guy. It’s the Jewish New Year and we’ve got audio from the dropping of the matzo ball in Times Square. Bill Clinton defends himself against accusations … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 6, 2013
Kick off the NFL season with a Football Films all about how baseball sucks. Jack Nicholson is retiring and he’s already settled on a retirement community. A new study shows the worse your favorite team is, the fatter you are and it’s the subject of The Biggest Loser. Jay Leno is back on the phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 5, 2013
The actors have been cast in next year’s most anticipated movie and fans are asking Fifty Shades of Who? The NFL season starts this week and we have a preview from Coach Jon Gruden and Parody Jeremy has a new song. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about world affairs, namely Dennis Rodman’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost of Wednesday, September 4, 2013
It’s not Monday, it’s Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday! Help the bars in your area to keep the roads safe with an ad for talking urinal cakes. Bill Clinton calls in to talk about his lazy son-in-law. September 3rd is Skyscraper Day. And you’ve got three new Show Sweepers! Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 3, 2013