A funeral parlor in Virginia has added a drive thru window and we imagined what that might be like. Monday mornings are always tough, so to help commiserate we’ve created a catchy polka. Mr. Smarty Pants is back to school you on the Tour de France. Monday is International Joke Day and Shadoe has a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 1, 2013
Daft Punk’s Get Lucky is our newest Friday anthem. Aaron Hernandez is the focus of a new Football Films. We’ve got fake trailers for The Heat and White House Down. Barack Obama talks about the boon to the wedding business with the repeal of DOMA. The Jersey Shore was hit with a tsunami…that would be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 28, 2013
Brad Pitt recorded a PSA for the forgotten victims of the repeal of DOMA – men like him who now have to find a new excuse not to get married. An extra large black negligee once owned by Monica Lewinsky is on the block. And we imagined the auctioneer could be Bill Clinton himself! Anthony … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 27, 2013
Paula Deen will be interviewed on Wednesday’s Today. And based on our fake promo, Paula had some concerns about who might be conducting the interview. We’ve got a Show Open all about the new poll that claims 70% of Americans hate their jobs. Notre Dame University will soon have their own line of fragrances and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Is Cap’n Crunch a legitimate Captain? NCIS gets to the bottom of it. Vladimir Putin has a Super Bowl ring. We all know he stole it from Robert Kraft but according to Football Filmski – Putin earned it on the gridiron. We had a little fun with some Paula Deen audio. Barack Obama is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 25, 2013
It’s Monday. Help your listeners get some more rest by hitting that “Snooze” button in our parody of the Florida Georgia Line hit “Cruise.” Mr. Smarty Pants would like to join you in the studio to spread his knowledge on Sainthood. Today’s Show Open let’s your listeners know your show is the one place they … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 24, 2013
Usher in the first day of Summer with an update to Mungo Jerry’s classic summertime anthem. George Zimmer has been fired as the head of Men’s Wearhouse and we have his final commercial. The movies World War Z, Monster’s University, and The Bling Ring are in theaters and we have a fake trailer for each … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 21, 2013
The AMA has designated Obesity as a disease. Thankfully, there’s a new wonder drug called Salad. A fake commercial called “Wakin’ Bacon” is our take on the Washington State farmer who’s feeding marijuana to his pigs. After a one day delay, Parody Jeremy is back with a song about how disappointed he was with “Man … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 20, 2013
A new study shows that Americans are dog people. Celebrate our love of pooches with a parody of a classic tune by Randy Newman. Kayne West is taking fatherhood seriously and has turned his creative energy towards writing an audiobook full of fairy tales. We’ve got a show open about the federal government snooping into … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 19, 2013
At the time of this post, we still don’t know the name of Kimye’s baby. Kanye West would like to debut the kid’s name live on your show! The newly-crowned Miss USA is an accountant…and she’s ready to do your taxes. We’ve got a twist on Warrior Dash, the popular obstacle course race, for folks … Continue reading UCN Daily Post for Tuesday, June 18, 2013