Lindsay’s out of rehab and we’re looking ahead to when she goes right back in with the song parody called The Relapse Countdown. Chinese researchers have grown a tooth from stem cells in urine. Soon this same science will be the active ingredient in Pisterine. Sex Addiction has been proven to be total bunk. That’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 31, 2013 →

Hillary Clinton’s life is the subject of an upcoming miniseries on NBC. Bill and Hillary are poised at the piano to sing the theme song. Naked and Afraid is the newest survival show and we thought Anthony Weiner would make a great participant. The first-ever test tube burger will soon go on sale at a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 30, 2013 →

Saturday Night Live is losing cast members left and right, and so we’ve created a new opening for the show. Speaking of Show Opens, next up is one all about scientists implanting memories into the brain. Mr. Smarty Pants is here to explain how your car’s computer is vulnerable to hackers. On Monday we celebrate … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 29, 2013 →

Taco Bell may have discontinued its Kid’s Meal, but they’ve got a whole new menu with a similar sounding name. Honey Boo Boo is retiring from beauty pageants and she’s on the phone to tell you what’s next. We’ve got three new fake movie trailers for The Wolverine, The To Do List, and Blue Jasmine. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 26, 2013 →

Anthony Weiner likes to used the name Carlos Danger when sending illicit texts and we think that name sounds like the The Most Perverted Man in the World. London’s Town Crier stops by your show with updates about the Royal Baby. Jay Leno is back on the line with new monologue jokes. Parody Jeremy has … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July, 25, 2013 →

We start off the post with a song parody about Amanda Bynes’ latest brush with the law after she set a gas can ablaze on a stranger’s driveway. Next up is a fake commercial for the new line of diapers endorsed by Will, Kate, and their bundle of joy. That’s followed by a very short, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday 07-24-2013 →

Want to send a note of congratulations to Will and Kate? Do it with a Royal Baby Greeting Card. Geraldo Rivera is the latest celebrity to past a “Selfie” on Twitter and we celebrate this narcissistic art form with a Billy Idol parody. Next up is a fake trailer or a disaster movie all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 23, 2013 →

If the high heat is making your temper boil over you may be suffering from Heat Rage! We’ve got a musical example of one such Heat Rage sufferer. The demand for Twinkies is so high that stores cannot keep them on the shelves. Our parody of a cartoon theme song explains. Mr. Smarty Pants is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 22, 2013 →

We hope you are enjoying the new UCN DailyPost! Remember to check back again before your show as a majority of the written content is posted in the wee morning hours. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome! Do you or someone you know suffer from Ghetto Booty? A new device from Dr. Mix-A-Lot is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 19, 2013 →

Welcome to the new UCN DailyPost! We’ve added lots of new written content with much more to come overnight! So be sure to check back before your show. We hope you like the new direction of the UCN Written Prep!!! Please let us know what you think! We start out today’s post with a parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 18, 2013 →