Say goodbye to bizarre texts with the handy new Autocorrect Translator. Hangovers cost the United States $220 Billion in annual lost productivity and that’s the subject of a new Show Open. In an entertainment exclusive, talk to one of the stars of Disney’s big flop “The Lone Ranger” even though it’s not Johnny or Armie. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 9, 2013 →

Pope John Paul II miraculously comes back to perform a song parody all about his impending Sainthood. The Lone Ranger is a big flop for Disney and we’ve got a Show Open all about it. Mr. Smarty Pants is available to shed light on head transplants. On Monday we celebrate Video Games Day and we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 8, 2013 →

The day after Independence Day has us worrying about all of those people who may not have been acting safely over the holiday. The Daft Punk parody “Call You Lefty” explains our concerns. The Tour de France is not all that popular in the States, but let’s not count out “Mr. Guy Who Watches the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 5, 2013 →

In observance of July 4th, there will be no UCN DailyPost on Wednesday evening. The next post will be for Friday, July 5 and will be posted Thursday. All of us at UCN would like to wish you a fun, safe, and patriotic Independence Day. The post starts off with an original tune about high … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 3, 2013 →

Jennifer Lopez seems to have no discretion when it comes to singing Happy Birthday. Check out who she’s singing to now! Despite the fact that her publisher refused to print it, Paula Deen’s new cookbook is number one on Amazon. In case it does get published, we have an ad ready to go. President Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 2, 2013 →

A funeral parlor in Virginia has added a drive thru window and we imagined what that might be like. Monday mornings are always tough, so to help commiserate we’ve created a catchy polka. Mr. Smarty Pants is back to school you on the Tour de France. Monday is International Joke Day and Shadoe has a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 1, 2013 →

Daft Punk’s Get Lucky is our newest Friday anthem. Aaron Hernandez is the focus of a new Football Films. We’ve got fake trailers for The Heat and White House Down. Barack Obama talks about the boon to the wedding business with the repeal of DOMA. The Jersey Shore was hit with a tsunami…that would be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 28, 2013 →

Brad Pitt recorded a PSA for the forgotten victims of the repeal of DOMA – men like him who now have to find a new excuse not to get married. An extra large black negligee once owned by Monica Lewinsky is on the block. And we imagined the auctioneer could be Bill Clinton himself! Anthony … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 27, 2013 →

Paula Deen will be interviewed on Wednesday’s Today. And based on our fake promo, Paula had some concerns about who might be conducting the interview. We’ve got a Show Open all about the new poll that claims 70% of Americans hate their jobs. Notre Dame University will soon have their own line of fragrances and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 26, 2013 →

Is Cap’n Crunch a legitimate Captain? NCIS gets to the bottom of it. Vladimir Putin has a Super Bowl ring. We all know he stole it from Robert Kraft but according to Football Filmski – Putin earned it on the gridiron. We had a little fun with some Paula Deen audio. Barack Obama is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 25, 2013 →