Dan Marino has dropped his name from the NFL concussion lawsuit and Football Films has a follow up. The Secret Service is looking for a way to determine online threats from jokes and soon we’ll be faced with the Sarcasm Police. We’ve got a Vanilla Ice song parody about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Barney the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 5, 2014 →

The NSA is collecting all your online photos and if your computer ever crashes they have you covered. Football Films tackles the story about Dan Marino joining the concussion lawsuit. The warmer weather means the return of a Real American Hero. Parody Jeremy sent in a song about the ice cube diet. And on Wednesday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 4, 2014 →

We’ve got a song parody about how cat people are smarter than dog people. Casey Kasem counts down the weirdest things in his life. We have the pilot announcement from the dog poop plane. Justin Bieber tries to apologize for his racist joke. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about his penchant for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 3, 2014 →

Microsoft billionaire Steve Ballmer purchased the LA Clippers for the betterment of mankind. Thirsty? Cow manure is being turned into drinking water. Virgin Galactic is one step closer to putting celebrities into space. Monday is Leave The Office Early Day. And we start the week with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 2, 2014 →

Welcome Friday with a parody of the newest Imagine Dragons hit. The Honda Accord is the most stolen vehicle in America and they’re proud of it. We’ve got fake trailers for the new movies “Maleficent” and “A Million Ways to Die in the West.” Barack Obama accidentally outs more secret operatives in his Weekly Address. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 30, 2014 →

Celebrate Real American Heroes like 50 Cent and all celebrities past and present who are horrible at throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. The cash giveaway in San Francisco is being ripped off as a new game show starring Regis Philbin. Barney the Dinosaur explains the why school lunches are awful. Jay Leno is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 29, 2014 →

America’s Got Talent is back and America doesn’t want it. More municipalities are allowing citizens to text 911 and as you might expect autocorrect is wreaking havoc. Parody Jeremy takes exception to Pitbull’s misogynistic lyrics. Barack Obama talks about a naked man at the White House. And May 28th is National Hamburger Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 28, 2014 →

Commiserate with your audience as they head back to work with a parody of “Baby Got Back.” Up the ante with a dating show even more ridiculous than “I Wanna Marry Harry.” Buffalo Bills fans are tweaked at Jon Bon Jovi and Football Films has the details. Tuesday is National Grape Popsicle Day. And we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 27, 2014 →

Here’s what is in store: Kick off the “Long Weekend” with a Jake Owen parody. We’ve got a serious Memorial Day show open and Hank Williams Jr will help get your listeners “Ready for the Memorial Day”. Fake trailers for X-Men: First Class and Blended. Barack Obama talks about his day at the Baseball Hall … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 23, 2014 →

The X-Men go back in time to wipe out embarrassing social media posts in X-Men: Days of Facebook Past. The word “sterling” as taken on a new meaning since the world was introduced to Don Sterling as a new Show Open explains. Pat Sajak’s anti Global Warming views are starting to affect how he hosts … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 22, 2014 →