We start out with a suggestion to OWN for a better theme song for “Lindsay.” Justin Bieber’s secret to male enhancement is a huge black square obscuring his Little Justin. There is a Johnny Carson sex tape for sale and we’ve got an actual audio clip. Help your listeners adjust to the time change with … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 10, 2014 →

We’ve got a Friday anthem set to the Oscar-winning song “Let It Go.” Mr. Peabody helps your listeners with Daylight Saving Time this weekend.. The films “300: Rise of an Empire” and “Mr. Peabody & Sherman” open Friday. Make fun of them with some fake trailers. Barack Obama fires back at Sarah Palin in his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 7, 2014 →

Facebook is buying a company that manufactures drones and we have a sneak peek at what that will mean. Push up jeans help shape a woman’s rear end and for the men out there who want to accentuate another body part, there’s Wanglers. Teresa Giudice is going to prison and will be moving from The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 6, 2014 →

Ukraine’s future is uncertain. But what’s for sure is that Vladimir Putin is a real dic-tator, as you’ll hear in our new song. John Travolta continues to catch hell for his verbal gaffe at the Oscars and he’s on the phone to make things right. If ABC ever decides to have a chubby suitor on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 5, 2014 →

Katy Perry has insulted Muslims and now a tape has surfaced and a fatwa has been issued. A man in Mississippi was pronounced dead and woke up two days later, but before his life insurance paid up they did a special kind of double check. We’ve got a Show Open all about the new study … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 4, 2014 →

Washington can be a messy place as you’ll hear in our promo for House of Sharts. Kim Kardashian escorted a rich Austrian guy for 500-Grand and now you can rent a Kardashian for the evening too. The Oscar telecast always runs late and our Post Oscar Show Open reflects that. March 3rd is If Pets … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 3, 2014 →

Friday’s are so beautiful. Share that sentiment with your audience with this Joe Cocker parody. Liam Neeson’s ‘Non-Stop’ moves from a plane to the Oscar stage. We have Fake Trailers for the new movies ‘Non-Stop’ and ‘Stalingrad.’ Barack Obama’s Weekly Address is interrupted by Joe Biden making shadow mustaches. And Friday is Public Sleeping Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 28, 2014 →

Honor the Real American/Canadian Hero behind all the lame jokes at the Academy Awards telecast. If you like Billy Ray Cyrus’ new rap version of Achy Breaky Heart, you’ll love the new CD called Country Rap. Jason Collins is the first openly gay NBA player and the star of VH1’s all new Basketball Husbands. Jay … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 27, 2014 →

A parody of the Jeopardy! theme is all about super contestant Arthur Chu. Be the first to play an ad for Taco Bell’s new breakfast Waffle Taco. The Got Milk? ad campaign has been replaced and we’ve got the tagline auditions that didn’t make it. Parody Jeremy is back with his girlfriend and he’s got … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 26, 2014 →

Atlantans are preparing for Justin Bieber to be their new neighbor and one very famous-sounding resident is singing out about it. The NFL wants to ban the use of the N-Word, and Football Films thinks that means any word that starts with N. American Idol is losing money and so this coming week they’re holding … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 25, 2014 →