Alert Snuggie owners in your audience about the “blanket” maker’s class action settlement. Get The Truth in a new feature with Brian Williams. Call a clown and hear about Ringling Bros.’ decision to stop using elephants in the circus. Adjust to Daylight Saving Time with show opens for each hour of Monday’s show. March 7th … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 9, 2015 →

Rihanna, Kanye, and McCartney combine on a parody about forgetting to change the clocks. House of Sharts is the messy new political thriller on Netflix. A new Spring Countdown marks just two weeks to go. We have 3 fake trailers for the weekend’s 3 biggest films. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to finally listen … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 6, 2015 →

Ben & Jerry hope to someday create ice cream infused with marijuana and you can be the first to play a promo. One of the stars of Shark Tank is divorcing and is seeking to join up with a new partner. Barney the Dinosaur is here to explain the abundance of human waste on Mt. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 5, 2015 →

There’s going to be yet another sequel of Sharknado and this time it’s going to be unbelievable. Bill Clinton is on the line to talk about the secrets revealed in his official portrait. Attention sinners, there’s a new way to confess online. Parody Jeremy has a cold and so he created a song parody about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 4, 2015 →

Winter Storm Thor could mean the possibility of snow in all 50 states! We have two bits related to the winter that won’t go away. The Pope says money is the “Devil’s Dung” and that reminds us that it’s tax refund season! We got a quick, fun sounder that mashes up Yahoo! with Netanyahu. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 3, 2015 →

Leading off is a very patriotic song about what Net Neutrality has brought us – free and fair access to cat videos! Bill O’Reilly continues to face allegations of lying, so check in once more with the expert, Brian Williams. Lady Gaga is going to be on American Horror Story…that’s Horror…we said Horror. Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 2, 2015 →

Pee Wee Herman is coming to Netflix in a project reminiscent of another Netflix hit. Spring is only three weeks away so count it down. Keith Olbermann is the subject of a new feature called Build Your Own Interview. Fake movie trailers are for the new films “Focus” and “The Lazarus Effect.” Barack Obama shows … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 27, 2015 →

Dumbweiser is the new beer for heavy drinkers with low IQs. A new show open about the world’s sexiest names is a good way to introduce your name. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new law in the UK that allows three-parent babies. Bill Cosby is the voice behind this week’s phone jack. Thursday is Carnival … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 26, 2015 →

Start out with a parody of the song from The Lego Movie about how everything is not awesome when everything is frozen. Football Films features Michael Sam being added to the active roster of Dancing with the Stars. People have been trying to act out scenes from Fifty Shades in spite of the film’s explicit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 25, 2015 →

If your daughter wants to run off with ISIS, get her the brand new Barbie first. John Travolta is on the line to chat briefly about his strange Oscars appearance. The inventor of the Bacon Crust Pizza is a Real American Hero. Barack Obama chimes in on what Rudy Giuliani said about his patriotism. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 24, 2015 →