Homer Simpson sings George Strait’s famous break up song about his and Marge’s upcoming separation. Game of Thrones is releasing an official coloring book and we’ve got an ad for it. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about the health dangers of owning a cat. Jerry Seinfeld’s anti-PC rant is the basis for this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 11, 2015 →

Apple’s new music streaming service has a limitation that no one seems to be talking about. Watching Sesame Street is as good for kids as attending preschool and now they’re helping grownups too. Brian Williams reports on Lester Holt taking his old job away. Parody Jeremy sings about J-Lo’s asset seeing how it’s gotten her … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 10, 2015 →

We have an ad for Jurassic World…the theme park, not the movie. Clint Eastwood calls a press conference to apologize for his joke about Caitlyn Jenner at the Guys’ Choice Awards. A strip club in Las Vegas is taking heat for posting signs looking for recent high school grads to apply as dancers. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 9, 2015 →

If women can’t wait for “Pink Viagra,” the tried-and-true female libido booster is still widely available. Linebacker Von Miller has been fined by the Broncos for farting and soon NFL referees will penalize him. Real estate prices are up in weed-friendly Colorado and Cheech & Chong have the hazy details. Monday is Best Friends Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 8, 2015 →

Get your listeners ready for the weekend with a Full House parody. Tallywackers in Dallas is the female answer to Hooters and we have a suggestion for a similar eatery called Buster McThunderstick’s. The Belmont Stakes will be run on Saturday – that sounds delicious. Fake Trailers are for the new films Entourage, Spy and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 5, 2015 →

Clint Eastwood will direct the film version of Miracle on the Hudson and perhaps he’ll also play Captain Sully Sullenberger. A new study says Chimps want to cook their food, but are they ready for Gordon Ramsay? The new wifi-enabled Barbie is raising privacy concerns and Barney the Dinosaur is warning kids about internet-connected toys. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 4, 2015 →

Sing along with a patriotic parody about proud Americans who aren’t exactly beaming over the TSA. The cover of Vanity Fair is still taking men everywhere by surprise. The next wave in wearable technology won’t be on your face, it’ll be on your ass. Parody Jeremy is super paranoid about the FBI’s aerial surveillance program. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 3, 2015 →

On the cover of Vanity Fair, Caitlyn Jenner has the body of a woman, but still has the voice of Bruce. Give Kanye West the platform to announce the name of his expected baby. NBC News is considering a different role for Brian Williams. We have exclusive audio of Enrique Iglesias’ battle with a drone. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 2, 2015 →

We start out with a classic song about the growing infestation of noisy Cicadas. Michael Jackson’s former Neverland Ranch is up for sale and you can help get it sold. Anheuser Busch is canning drinking water for flood victims and it could be the start of a new variety of beer. Cheech & Chong report … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 1, 2015 →

Get your listeners into their Friday with an Andy Grammer parody. David Caruso is leading the investigation into the world’s first murder. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “San Andreas” and “Aloha.” Barack Obama unveils a new government program in his weekly address. And Friday is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 29, 2015 →