On Sunday night, Barbara Walters does her annual lowering-of-the-bar for the word Fascinating. Fake Trailers are for the new films Exodus and Top Five. We’ve got Christian Bale melting down as Moses in a bit from the UCN archive. Give your audience a jingle about 13 shopping days ’til Christmas (as well as two for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 12, 2014 →

‘A CIA Christmas’ is the holiday TV special that’s pure torture. Just 14 days remain in our daily shopping days jingle feature. Barney helps out parents by telling kids how they can get the gifts they really want. Sarah Palin’s audio book about the War on Christmas is the main ingredient in this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 11, 2014 →

Play a musical tribute to the enormous inflatable snowmen that are decorating lawns this season. Goober is the Uber for those who live in the middle of nowhere. 15 days remain in our shopping days countdown jingle. Parody Jeremy sings about the worst possible Christmas gift. And December 10th is Nobel Day when all the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 10, 2014 →

Prince William is in an Empire State of Mind. Share some Rudolph Memories on the 50th Anniversary of the iconic Christmas special. Countdown the Shopping Days with only 16 to go. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about his royal visit. And December 9th marks the day when Sir Henry Cole created the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 9, 2014 →

NOTE: The Celebirthday section of the WrittenPrep now features several short audio clips of the stars celebrating birthdays. On to the bits – The hack at Sony Pictures has real star power. Amazon is going all in with their plan to sell diapers. The Christmas shopping countdown is at 17 days. Coach Gruden talks about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 8, 2014 →

Go a little edgier this year by sending holiday cards that keep it real! Fake Trailers are for the new movies The Pyramid and Wild. Countdown the days left to shop for Christmas with a new daily musical feature. Barack Obama talks about his plan to put 6 billion towards Ebola. And December 5th is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 5, 2014 →

Your drunken co-worker at the office holiday party is our newest Real American Hero. The CDC has released its circumcision study and we’ve got a product for men who want to get back what they lost. Barney the Dinosaur sings about dangerous toys. Scott Stapp is the star of this week’s Phone Jack. We have … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 4, 2014 →

Santa Claus and lower gas prices are coming to town and that’s going to make for a great Christmas. Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain. Let’s grant him his wish. People magazine puts out a whole bunch of premature celebrity obituaries in their latest issue. Parody Jeremy is all about the food this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 3, 2014 →

Celebrate the Ugly Christmas Sweater with a parody of a classic holiday song. Get a preview of Christopher Walken as Captain Hook. We’ve got a great show open all about the day after Cyber Monday. The President is on the line to talk about the congressional staffer who resigned over her Facebook post about the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 2, 2014 →

The biggest threat to the NFL’s ratings turns out to be The Walking Dead as described in a new Football Films. The Normal Barbie isn’t the only boringly average toy available this Christmas. Get in the mood for online shopping with a Cyber Monday Montage. Coach Gruden advances his theory about why the Jets are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 1, 2014 →