A classic song by John Lennon dares to “Imagine” there’s no Monday. Bose is listening to what you’re listening to on their new Privacy Canceling Headphones. Cheech and Chong report on a new poll about legalization. Monday is Pig in a Blanket Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to air. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 24, 2017 →

The Unicorn Frappuccino is just the beginning of a new line of Starbucks drinks. The Star Wars Hotel is coming, but in the meantime, you can stay at Motel Star Wars. Fake Movie Trailers are for “Unforgettable” and “Free Fire.” President Trump uses his Weekly Address to come to Bill O’Reilly’s defense. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 21, 2017 →

A very classic song parody is about how everybody needs 420. Julia Roberts is People’s Most Beautiful Woman. Roger, the Offended By Everything Guy, spouts off about the Dad who pretended to pee his pants. It’s never too early to start the countdown to football season. A 420-themed Cheech and Chong is from the archive. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 20, 2017 →

New research says everyone texts and drives and a new Everyday Infomercial hopes to change that. Alex Jones claims to be a “performance artist,” so give him some stage time. The Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas plans to open a new Raiders-themed brothel. Barney explains the health benefits of being dirty. And Wednesday is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 19, 2017 →

Sing along with a ditty about how bidets are becoming popular in US bathrooms. It’s Tax Day and income taxes are Mansplained and a new Tax Montage is ready to go. Donald Trump is on the line to talk about the White House Easter Egg Roll. And Tuesday is International Jugglers Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 18, 2017 →

Finally, April the Giraffe has popped! The Mother of All Bombs has a few words. More men “refuse” to date hot women. Coffee is the subject of a Monday Morning Fun Fact. Cheech and Chong have a special report. Monday is Blah, Blah, Blah Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 17, 2017 →

An update of Peter Cottontail is about how kids really feel on Easter. Hillary Clinton modeled a new pair of shoes Katy Perry designed and named after her. Two Fake Trailers are for one movie – The Fate of the Furious. Donald Trump chimes in on the United Airlines scandal. And Friday is the day … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 14, 2017 →

Locash sings about the Easter Bunny. United Airlines introduces a new service for passengers. An 85-year old man is attempting to be the oldest person to climb Mount Everest. Bill O’Reilly’s voice is the foundation for Phone Jacks. And Thursday is Scrabble Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 13, 2017 →

Van Halen’s best known song is about the man yanked from the United Airlines flight. Grown ups are spending their free time playing with children’s toys in a new trend called Kidulting. A new Easter Montage is ready to go. Barney the Dinosaur talks about the right way to respond when being kicked off a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 12, 2017 →

With just a week to go before the filing deadline, James Brown is on the scene like a tax machine. Do you or someone you love suffer from Alec Baldwin Overload? A special message helps raise awareness of the suffering of Marshmallow Peeps. Donald Trump is on the line and about to go off on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 11, 2017 →