Dolly Parton donated a cool million towards the Moderna vaccine. Taylor Swift gets parodied after Scooter Braun sold her Master recordings. Trump and Biden get their own Hallmark movie. Alexa’s predictions can be problematic, Scooby Doo could spread coronavirus, and we salute the guy who’s still using the toilet paper from back in April. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Camila Cabello celebrates Moderna’s COVID vaccine. New Yorkers have had it with the city. Premature Christmas decorating is dangerous. Melania Trump just can’t get into the Christmas spirit, Fight Club gets a 2020 sequel, Menthol Meredith is actually thrilled about a Zoom Thanksgiving, and Donald Trump claims he won more than just the election. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 17, 2020
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If grandma doesn’t get run over by a reindeer, surely COVID will get her. All Donald Trump wants for Christmas is a second term. Prison TikTok-ers went viral. Launching your kid over a fence is a bad idea, Dad Joke Theater returns, and your weekly cannabis correspondents smell something in Virginia. Lastly, we salute those … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 16, 2020
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It might be time to grab a new mask. Millennials need roommates again to get through the pandemic. Friday the 13th takes an extra ominous tone in 2020. Morgan Freeman apologizes for that guy who always corrects you when you say Baby Yoda, more than Buzzfeed should be releasing adult toys, Sports Kid returns, and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 13, 2020
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES TODAY’S … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, November 13th, 2020
Donald Trump can’t concede. It’s too cold for Thanksgiving outside. A Johnny Cash parody is about Ring doorbells catching on fire. There’s a better social media app than Parler, there’s a new medical drama on the block, and Biden’s got time to talk about Trump Conceding. Lastly, Lounge Singing the News returns. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 12, 2020
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Oprah’s favorite things are way too pricey. You’ll be Pricked Two Times for the COVID vaccine in this parody of The Doors. “Lockdown” is the word of the year, and we’re better off without it. The Crazy Cat Lady doesn’t want dogs back in the White House, we predict the new host of Jeapordy, and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 11, 2020