This “When a Man Loves a Woman” parody is about carving pumpkins. Get through the Hollywood groping scandals with this new board game! How will you celebrate Friday the 13th? Fake Movie Trailers are for The Foreigner and Happy Death Day. Donald Trump discusses girls joining Boy Scouts in his Weekly Address. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 13, 2017
The world did not end on Saturday…now what? Walmart will soon deliver groceries right to your fridge. Andrew Dice Clay is now Pumpkin Spice Clay. The Weekly Weed News promotes diversity. The 25th of September is One Hit Wonder Day. And three new Show Starters are the fix to cure your imaging jones. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 25, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners VIEWERSHIP, LIKE HER BLOUSES, DROPPED DRASTICALLY E! Entertainment TV won’t … Continue reading Written Prep For Tuesday, September 19, 2017
BASEBALL TRADE 1 The Angels acquired outfielder Justin Upton from the Tigers for a minor league pitcher and a player to be named later. The Angels are in the thick of the American League wild card race. ***Upton goes from next-to-last place DETROIT to a playoff contender in sunny southern California, and was like … Continue reading UCN Sports Prep for Friday, September 1, 2017
PROGRAMMING NOTE: In observance of the Labor Day holiday, there will be no UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 4th. The next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, September 5. We hope everyone had a great summer and we look forward to serving you as we move into the busy autumn season. Have … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 1, 2017
We need caffeine on Mondays in this parody of “What Do You Mean?” by Justin Bieber. A Monday Morning Fun Fact says that office mugs contain fecal matter. Weekly Weed News reports on a marijuana ghost town. Monday is Professional Speakers Day. And begin the week with three new Show Starters! Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN Daily Post for Monday, August 7, 2017
Dennis Rodman is the U.S. Ambassador to North Korea in this parody of “Roxanne” by The Police. There is a women’s swimsuit that looks like male chest hair in this parody of “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini”. The term “phubbing” means to ignore your significant other and use your phone in this rendition … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 14, 2017
Can the new Wonder Woman movie save the summer box office? A parody of the classic TV theme attempts to answer that question. After Tiger Woods got a DUI, he’s got a new job. The big movies this weekend are Wonder Woman and Captain Underpants. And Friday is Leave The Office Early Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 2, 2017
Tiger Woods is the new spokesman for Prescription Medication. Morgan Freeman stops by to apologize for Baywatch the Movie. Confess your sins to a Robot Priest. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about sleeping pills. And Wednesday is Save Your Hearing Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 31, 2017
Did a few adult beverages over the long weekend turn someone you know into an Adele-aholic? There’s a new place to get a real Game of Thrones experience this summer. Mr. Offended by Everything Guy is a social justice warrior against it being Tuesday. May 30 is Water a Flower Day and we hope you … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 30, 2017