Fat people get priority over the COVID vaccine, and healthy people aren’t happy. Rudolf gets reimagined for Generation Z. Airline pilots are out of practice. The first guy in line for a McRib is our Real American Hero, some more rappers are in on Obama’s biopic, and there are 23 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 2, 2020
The Bangles are broke after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Andy Williams is ecstatic this year is ending. People may take Flowbee seriously with a celebrity endorsement. 2020’s word of the year is announced, you only have 24 days until Christmas, and Menthol Meridith has been binge watching “The Crown”. Lastly, President Trump is on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Willie Nelson is all out of toilet paper. “WAP” gets parodied for your rotting Thanksgiving leftovers. Guess what’s in the foil on this new game show. Your Elf on the Shelf gets its own movie. Our Real American Hero is that person who makes people say what they’re thankful for, Lexus commercials make you feel … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2020
In observance of the Thanksgiving holiday, this DailyPost covers Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 30. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Joan Jett sings about your least favorite Thanksgiving … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2020
Christmas trees are getting put up way too early. Adam Sandler’s “I Love Turkey” gets a 2020 remake. Dr. Fauci has some Thanksgiving travel tips for you. The Detroit Lions are about to have their version of the Super Bowl, Guitar Center looks different after bankruptcy, Menthol Meridith preps for Black Friday, and President Trump … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Sam Smith has to stay at home this year for Thanksgiving. Hall & Oates’ favorite Thanksgiving food are yams. We figured out what was dripping down Rudy Guliani’s face. Rebel Wilson’s weight loss program will make you less funny, Crazy Cat Lady shares her Thanksgiving plans, and our weekly cannabis correspondents are back discussing what … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 23, 2020
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Last Week in Fake News Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Dire Strait’s “Money for Nothing” gets a Thanksgiving twist. “Puttin’ on the Ritz” is parodied so you wear a mask. Peanuts gets to air on PBS. We have an exclusive trailer for the new Wonder Woman movie, the owl in the Rockefeller Center tree gets its own Hallmark movie, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, Donald … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 20, 2020
We don’t want to do Thanksgiving on Zoom. Viagra is getting its own musical. There’s a new political campaign, but it’s not what you think. Dad joke Theater returns, we explore the possibility of cops breaking up thanksgiving dinners, and Joe Biden has time to give Donald Trump a participation trophy. Lastly, Deano whips up … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 19, 2020
Dolly Parton donated a cool million towards the Moderna vaccine. Taylor Swift gets parodied after Scooter Braun sold her Master recordings. Trump and Biden get their own Hallmark movie. Alexa’s predictions can be problematic, Scooby Doo could spread coronavirus, and we salute the guy who’s still using the toilet paper from back in April. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 18, 2020