To our valued UCN Clients – We’d like to wish you all a very Happy and Healthy Holidays! We appreciate your business during this challenging year and look forward to a brighter 2021. A note about our holiday schedule: In observance of Christmas and New Years, there will be no DailyPost for December 25th and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 24, 2020
Steve Miller Band flies like a reindeer, while you do last minute Christmas shopping. We’re woke for Christmas 2020. Pharma Bro gets a Hallmark movie, Harry Potter quarantines, and there’s 2 days until Christmas. Finally, Barney tells the kids why the stimulus check won’t help their Christmas. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 23, 2020
We only get 600 Bucks from the government for Christmas. Chris Jansen wishes someone bought him a car. Bots are the new Grinch. Florida is now serving snake meat, Menthol Meridith found a Christmas miracle, and there are 3 days left until Christmas. Lastly, President Trump is on the line to discuss his idea to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Two Christmas parodies start the week off. The Russians have hacked one of our most popular bits. Santa goes Hip Hop. Tom Cruise Control is optional equipment for your car. Down to the final days of Shopping Days Jingles. And the Weekly Weed News has a financial twist. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 21th, 2020
Songs are about Christmas and Stimulus Checks fast approaching. Gandalf gets the vaccine. The Grinch loves 2020. Dad Joke theater is about snowmen. Sports Kid checks in with the latest news. Another Shopping Day jingle is ready and Donald Trump claims another victory. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 18th, 2020
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES TODAY’S A BIG DAY FOR FANS OF THE MOVIE “ELF” Today is Answer The Telephone Like … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, December 18th, 2020
Bing Crosby hates driving in the snow. Donald Trump Rick Rolls Joe Biden. Mission Impossible 7 gets a new ad after Tom Cruise’s meltdown. Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife is donating over $4 Billion, the new at-home COVID test sounds awfully familiar, and there are 8 days until Christmas. Lastly, Lounge Singing the News returns. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 17, 2020
“One Headlight” gets parodied for that single burnt out lightbulb on the Christmas tree. Grandma got vaccinated for Christmas. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Chess set ruining your life, football gets on Nickelodeon, the Die Hard Christmas Movie debate rages on, and there are 9 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 16, 2020
Thomas Rhett celebrates the COVID vaccine, while Harry Styles has a sugar high. Carole Baskin wants more sports teams to change their name. Cleveland’s baseball team has a steamy new moniker, Bill Burr headlines the Star Wars Cantina, Menthol Meredith is ready for the vaccine, and there’s 10 days until Christmas. Lastly, President Trump is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 15, 2020
Cardi B dreams of a White Ass Christmas. We want a different Mariah Carey song for Christmas. Pulp Fiction gets a Hallmark twist. Harrison Ford returns for one last Indiana Jones movie, Morgan Freeman apologizes for your dog who doesn’t know what you’re saying, and there’s 11 days until Christmas. Lastly, The Weekly Weed News … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 14, 2020