Songs are about getting shots in Alaska and gender neutral toy stores. “Cocaine Bear” seems awfully familiar to another bear we grew up with. Dove embraces abnormal skin, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Deano’s back singing about the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, March 11, 2021 →

Vaccinated people can do things again, and we’re getting free money. The Queen’s Gambit becomes a musical, just get Oprah instead of a lawyer, you talk too much, and we thought about passwords in the shower. Lastly, Barney teaches the kids about carjacking. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, March 10, 2021 →

Space Jam is woke. The Queen is enraged. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Spring Break. Narcissism is contagious. Dad Joke Theater returns. Menthol Meredith has thoughts on Meghan Markle. And President Biden talks about his middle name. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, March 9, 2021 →

Songs are about Apes getting the COVID vaccine and a new beer made with Cadbury Creme Eggs. Mr. Mullet is Real American Hero. Enjoy sausage made with celebrities. Women’s History Month is “Womansplained.” Monopoly is the subject of a Morning Shower Thought. And The Weekly Weed News reports on Seth Rogen’s new business venture. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 8, 2021 →

Today songs are about Dolly Parton and Friday. The Royal battle between the kids and the elders is heating up, Amazon is getting the NFL, then look for Morning Shower Thoughts, Sports Kid and Joe Biden addresses Cavemen. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, March 5, 2021 →

Will Smith wants to become President, and Texas is done with masks. Zoom boosts sales in men’s cosmetics. You get superpowers with the vaccine, we save the handshake, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano sings about the latest headlines! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 4, 2021 →

Dr. Seuss gets cancelled, and Twitter cracks down on lies. Dr. Fauci tells you to lose weight. Robots now do job interviews, Space Motels will be a thing by 2027, and we think about fingers in the shower. Lastly, Barney explains the Dr. Seuss situation to the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 3, 2021 →

Songs are about Lady Gaga’s dogs, and Johnson & Johnson’s vaccine. Governor Cuomo tries to be funny. Dr. Seuss goes woke, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith tries a new diet. Lastly, President Biden calls into your show! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 2, 2021 →

Songs are about Costco raising minimum wage and going to school in the pandemic. It’s FINALLY March. Borat’s done with disguises, museums are safe, and we have morning shower thoughts. Lastly, cannabis producer Cronos lost a ton of money. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 1, 2021 →

Songs are about getting vaccinated early for obesity, and grandma is an influencer. Mr. Potato Head will soon be gender neutral. Americans give up sex to travel, we think about iPhones in the shower, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly President Biden uses his weekly address to defend his dogs. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 26, 2021 →