Is it too much to ask for a normal Monday? Bing Crosby is happy we won’t see the family this Christmas. We find out why the polls were so wrong. The man who fried chicken in a Yellowstone geyser is onto something, there was another battle between two old guys this weekend, dad joke theater … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 9, 2020 →

The theme from The Never Ending Story is about this never ending election. Ariana Grande sings about the ballot counting. 3 versions of “The Final Countdown” will help you intro any election stories. A new massage product is cheap as dirt. The line between looting and Black Friday is very thin. Karen demands to speak … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 6, 2020 →

Sam Hunt wants to know why it’s taking so long to count the Presidential votes. Four more states legalize weed in Afroman’s “Because I Got High” parody. We get exclusive audio from the Count, The Electoral College is now an actual college, robots need new jobs, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano’s back to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 5, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners Today is National Redhead Day.*** ***It’s that special day of the … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, November 5th, 2020 →

A U2 parody is about still not knowing who won the election. An update to an Ace of Base parody reminds everyone to take down their lawn signs. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your awful behavior leading up to the election. Give a Real American salute to our Poll Workers. What will we fight about on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 4, 2020 →

America needs to chill out, and shut up about all the campaigning. Vo-tagra is here to help with your electile dysfunction. Our Everyday Infomercial will help you get through election day. Mariah Carey declares Christmas season has begun, Menthol Meridith is still in a daze from Halloween, and President Trump has a major announcement to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 3, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES TODAY’S YOUR DAY, SKEPTICS Today is International Skeptics Day.*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 →

It’s finally time to celebrate the end of the 2020 election. Lionel Richie is annoyed the store is sold out of toilet paper again. We give a tongue-in-cheek salute to campaign lawn sign thieves. Dad Joke Theater returns, people are talking about Netflix’s increased price, a clown delivers the current COVID death toll, and your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 2, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Last Week in Fake News Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TODAY’S YOUR DAY, … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 2nd, 2020 →

Justin Timberlake is excited about Baby Yoda coming back. 2020 is being extended by another hour, unfortunately. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Halloween. Costumes for your pets is a bad idea, we have more Pandemic Halloween Life Hacks, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Trump uses his weekly address to rip on his least favorite holiday. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 30, 2020 →