Songs are about Joe Biden moving into the White House, and Trump leaving. Starbucks is helping distribute vaccinations. We make a promo for the inauguration, Stellantis sounds more like a prescription drug, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney explains the inauguration to the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 20th, 2021 →

Songs are about Trump’s pardons and his last day in office. Hot Pockets get recalled. Bill Gates is the biggest owner of farmland, we have more morning shower thoughts, and Menthol Meridith is going to New Jersey. Lastly, President Trump calls in for the final time. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 19th, 2021 →

Songs are about smokers getting the vaccine first and Dolly Parton getting a statue. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your drunken injuries. Jeff Bezos helps you cancel Amazon Prime, we made a promo for Wednesday’s inauguration, and we thought about sign language in the shower this morning. Lastly, The Weekly Weed News returns. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 18th, 2021 →

Songs are about wanting to win the lottery, Betty White turning 99, and doubling up your masks. We give kudos to that guy saying he’s leaving facebook on facebook, rioting is now an Olympic sport, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, Donald Trump supports his favorite candidate for 2024. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 15th, 2021 →

Songs are about getting vaccinated at ballparks, getting tested to fly, and dropping Donald Trump. Ben & Jerry’s made ice cream for dogs, celebrities sing sea shanties, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano serenades us about the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 14, 2021 →

Songs are about getting the vaccine and winning the Powerball. The Sex and the City reboot is just the new Golden Girls. Gorillas test positive for COVID, the news has some side effects, and we’re gonna re-do the new year. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about last week’s fallout. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Kamala’s Vogue cover and winning the Powerball. Morgan Freeman is sorry you can’t spell “Capital” right. Arnold Schwarzenegger had some outtakes, Sex and the City has a middle-aged reboot, and Menthol Meridith thinks about watching The Queen’s Gambit. Lastly, President Trump doesn’t know what resigning is. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 12, 2021 →

Songs are about a normal week and new Danish cartoon. Starting an OnlyFans is tough. The protesters may have a health problem, Dr. Fauci discusses mental health days, and Morgan Freeman apologizes for last week. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents chime in on the protests. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 11, 2021 →

Songs are about Wednesday’s protests and Trump getting banned from social media. A velvet rope was the most effective security. Look your best when you get the vaccine, Dad Joke Theatre Returns, and we have more Sports Kid. Lastly, President Trump addresses his protesters. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 8, 2021 →

In light of today’s events in Washington, DC, we’ve made the conscious decision to not create any content about this unsettling and tragic situation. Quite frankly, there’s nothing funny about what has transpired today and the news will certainly continue to evolve throughout the night. Today’s events will surely dominate the discussion on your show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 7, 2021 →