Cardi B dreams of a White Ass Christmas. We want a different Mariah Carey song for Christmas. Pulp Fiction gets a Hallmark twist. Harrison Ford returns for one last Indiana Jones movie, Morgan Freeman apologizes for your dog who doesn’t know what you’re saying, and there’s 11 days until Christmas. Lastly, The Weekly Weed News … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 14, 2020 →

The Grinch acted a bit pervertedly in the live action film. “Tiny Dancer” gets parodied to make fun of those refusing to take the COVID vaccine. Facebook and Instagram break up. The Queen’s Gambit gets a Hanukkah sequel, Sports Kid returns, and there are 14 days until Christmas. Lastly, President Trump announces his plans for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 11, 2020 →

“I’ll Be Home For Christmas” gets parodied for the first night of Hanukkah. Bonnie Tyler keeps forgetting her mask. The new Apple Airpods are too expensive. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Olympics adding breakdancing, Dad Joke Theater returns, and there’s 15 days until Christmas. Lastly, Deano’s back to serenade you about the latest news. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 10, 2020 →

Elf on a Shelf hides from the kids in a Beatles’ classic, & Elvis is having a Zoom Christmas. Seven gets a Hallmark reboot. The CDC created their own tattletale elf, William Shakespeare is really the first person to get the COVID vaccine, and there’s 16 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 9, 2020 →

Toby Keith wants his bar to stay open, while Bing Crosby won’t see a stimulus check before Christmas. Universal will start to use Bob Dylan’s music in commercials. Tom Brady has a different pocket protected. Menthol Meridith found a way to keep warm, there’s 17 days until Christmas, and President Trump is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 8, 2020 →

It’s impossible trying to find a Playstation 5. The Proclaimers get parodied for 100 more days of masks. Hallmark movies gets spiced up with a horror classic. Now there’s smart Christmas trees, we salute the guy who creates new emojis, there’s only 18 days until Christmas, and your weekly cannabis correspondents have some great news! … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 7, 2020 →

Lady Gaga has her own Oreo cookies. Kelsea Ballerini just wants a Hallmark movie and some wine. We go inside our former Presidents’ public vaccinations. Dad joke theater returns, Sports kid breaks down the latest sports headlines, and there are 21 days until Christmas. Lastly, Donald Trump uses his weekly address to recap his video. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 4, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S A GOOD DAY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, December 4th, 2020 →

“12 Days of Christmas” gets parodied to the CDC’s new guidelines. Baby Yoda’s given name couldn’t be uglier. Dr. Fauci gives us an updated version of “The Grinch”. 2020 is the year of Netflix Oscars, we meet the first 28 year old baby, there’s 22 days until Christmas. Lastly, Deano serenades us about the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 3, 2020 →

Fat people get priority over the COVID vaccine, and healthy people aren’t happy. Rudolf gets reimagined for Generation Z. Airline pilots are out of practice. The first guy in line for a McRib is our Real American Hero, some more rappers are in on Obama’s biopic, and there are 23 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 2, 2020 →