Songs are about the Canadian border reopening, and pooping in the pool. Rich people race to space. You wish you had Vin Diesel’s family, Big Brother returns to TV, and Dad dated a tennis player. Lastly, Barney breaks down Sunburns for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday July 7, 2021
Songs are about sunburn and scared pups. Jeff Bezos takes an old lady to space. Old man sex dolls exist, Menthol Meridith had a good 4th of July, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, President Biden checks in after the weekend. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 6, 2021
PRODUCTION NOTE: Since Independence Day Falls on a Sunday this year, Monday July 5th is an official day off for the staff at United Stations and UCN. Therefore, today’s DailyPost covers Friday and Monday. The next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, July 6th. Please have a happy and safe Independence Day!!! … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 2 and Monday July 5, 2021
Songs are about July, masks returning, and Bill Cosby. Amazon finds yet another enterprise. We salute the guy still trying to make flying cars, and we think about walking in the shower. Lastly, the news gets simplified. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 1, 2021
Songs are about blowing stuff up and the gas shortage. King Kong takes on a new monster. Morgan Freeman’s sorry you sweat, Kim Kardashian designs Team USA’s underwear, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about still wearing masks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 30, 2021
Songs are about the heat wave and exploding things. We salute that guy asking if it’s hot enough for you. We have an Olympics update, Menthol Meredith reacts to Cardi B’s pregnancy, and we thought about shirt sizes in the shower. Lastly, President Biden checks in after the weekend. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 29, 2021
Songs are about fat pets and heat waves. People want Jeff Bezos to stay in space. They won’t stop making Fast & Furious movies. Eating chocolate for breakfast isn’t bad. Dad Joke Theater returns. And you can get salmonella from pot. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 28, 2021
Songs are about hot weekends and fake tuna.We salute that guy taking mini golf too seriously. Internet trolling is a disease, Sports Kid returns, and Dad’s wasting the AC. Lastly, Kamala Harris heads to the US-Mexico border. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 25, 2021
Songs are about space laundry and going to the beach. Single people smell. Simon Cowell hosts Jeopardy, a doctor handled the wrong nut, and we thought about boogers in the shower. Lastly, we simplify the news for you. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 24, 2021
Songs are about butt cleavage yoga pants, and canceled flights. Morgan Freeman apologizes for football. Spielberg signs with Netflix, Jeff Bezos checks in after Prime Day, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Child Tax payments. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 23, 2021