Songs are about stimulus money and expensive spam calls. College basketball sold out. We make the whitest white noise maker, we think about walks in the woods, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden may not actually be at his appearances. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, March 19, 2021 →

Songs are about March Madness and working after St. Patrick’s Day. Sharon Osbourne gets her own show. You can’t scream on roller coasters, LeBron buys the Red Sox, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano sings the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, March 18, 2021 →

Songs are about polar opposites of sobriety this St. Patrick’s Day. Beer snobs ruin everything. Someone calls in offended by St. Paddy’s Day, Peppa Pig continues to haunt your dreams, and we think about Irish dances in the shower. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why their parents are wasted on a Wednesday. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, March 17, 2021 →

Songs are about Daylight Saving Time and St. Patrick’s Day. This St. Patrick’s day is different, just like last year. The Oscars have a new host, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith’s stimulus check hit. Lastly, President Biden calls into your show! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, March 16, 2021 →

Songs are about adjusting to daylight savings, and getting vaccinated by May. Morgan Freeman apologizes for using your Netflix account. Mask lovers are American Heroes, Smiling Bob loves the stimulus, and we think about snorkeling in the shower. Lastly, Cheech & Chong discuss gateway drugs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 15, 2021 →

It’s COVID-19’s birthday, and we change the clocks. Prince William reacts to racism allegations. Pregnant women are the next Rambo, Bob Ross teaches you how to make non-fungible tokens, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden is feeling good this week. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, March 12, 2021 →

Songs are about getting shots in Alaska and gender neutral toy stores. “Cocaine Bear” seems awfully familiar to another bear we grew up with. Dove embraces abnormal skin, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Deano’s back singing about the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, March 11, 2021 →

Vaccinated people can do things again, and we’re getting free money. The Queen’s Gambit becomes a musical, just get Oprah instead of a lawyer, you talk too much, and we thought about passwords in the shower. Lastly, Barney teaches the kids about carjacking. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, March 10, 2021 →

Space Jam is woke. The Queen is enraged. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Spring Break. Narcissism is contagious. Dad Joke Theater returns. Menthol Meredith has thoughts on Meghan Markle. And President Biden talks about his middle name. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, March 9, 2021 →

Songs are about Apes getting the COVID vaccine and a new beer made with Cadbury Creme Eggs. Mr. Mullet is Real American Hero. Enjoy sausage made with celebrities. Women’s History Month is “Womansplained.” Monopoly is the subject of a Morning Shower Thought. And The Weekly Weed News reports on Seth Rogen’s new business venture. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 8, 2021 →