Songs are about the new COVID swab test and cannabis dog products. GameStop takes over Wall Street. Disney may re-do the Star Wars sequels, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kids covers the latest headlines. Lastly, Joe Biden uses his weekly address to discuss his executive orders. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 29th, 2021
Songs are about getting everyone including Hollywood vaccinated by September. Amanda Gorman is too lingual. Rich guys go to space, Bud Light makes a nonalcoholic seltzer, and we think about bicycles in the shower. Lastly, Lounge Singing the News returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 28th, 2021
Songs are about double masking and shoveling snow. The White House pets have their first press briefing. Budweiser is promoting the vaccine, which crazy cat lady has her thoughts on. We had more morning shower thoughts, and Barney tells the kids about body modifications. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 27th, 2021
Songs are about no flu season, and ladies growing mustaches in quarantine. Tampa Bay loves their rookie quarterback. We honor the guy still making Bernie memes, we have more thoughts in the shower, and Menthol Meridith chimes in about Tom Brady. Lastly, President Biden calls in to your show for the first time! Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 26th, 2021
Songs are about Bernie memes and mask wearing. The Olympics may need to be postponed to 2024. Dr. Fauci’s been holding back, we honor anonymous sources, and get ready for the cicadas. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents gets free weed for vaccines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 25th, 2021
Songs are about Bernie Sanders’ mittens, and the mega millions lottery. Apparently you CAN buy happiness. Morgan Freeman apologizes for mask slippers, we have more shower thoughts, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden makes his first weekly address! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 22nd, 2021
Songs are about dinosaur butts and Biden’s first executive orders. President Biden reads Trump’s letter. Late night comedians need new material, the new playing cards are woke, and we have more thoughts in the shower. Lastly, Deano’s back singing the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Songs are about Joe Biden moving into the White House, and Trump leaving. Starbucks is helping distribute vaccinations. We make a promo for the inauguration, Stellantis sounds more like a prescription drug, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney explains the inauguration to the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 20th, 2021
Songs are about Trump’s pardons and his last day in office. Hot Pockets get recalled. Bill Gates is the biggest owner of farmland, we have more morning shower thoughts, and Menthol Meridith is going to New Jersey. Lastly, President Trump calls in for the final time. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 19th, 2021
Songs are about smokers getting the vaccine first and Dolly Parton getting a statue. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your drunken injuries. Jeff Bezos helps you cancel Amazon Prime, we made a promo for Wednesday’s inauguration, and we thought about sign language in the shower this morning. Lastly, The Weekly Weed News returns. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 18th, 2021