Songs are about Good Friday, and hiding Easter eggs. Toilet paper prices continue to rise. Chuck Lorre has a new sitcom, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kid gives us the latest in athletics. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to defend his dog… again. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 2, 2021 →

A NOTE ABOUT LOUNGE SINGING: Due to an unforeseen circumstance, there is no Lounge Singing the News feature in this post. We regret the last minute notice and apologize for any inconvenience. Songs are about April Fools’ Day and Spongebob getting cancelled. We help you with an epic prank. More changes come to the NFL, … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 1, 2021 →

Songs are about nasty Peeps and working out stoned. Comedians make horror movies now. Pfizer helps men with ED after COVID, Morgan Freeman apologizes for Peeps, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about Easter candy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, March 31, 2021 →

Songs are about Madonna’s naked selfies and the cargo ship getting unstuck. We free up another canal. The Easter Bunny fights the Tooth Fairy, Menthol Meredith has thoughts on the ship, and we think about the internet in the shower. Lastly, President Biden’s on the line to talk about Kamala’s residence. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, March 30, 2021 →

Songs are about coloring easter eggs, and bears that love jacuzzis. We face another toilet paper shortage. Dr. Fauci gets his own children’s book, Miller Lite makes candles, and we think about fire in the shower. Lastly, Cheech and Chong are stoked New York will legalize weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 29, 2021 →

Songs are about the Sweet 16 and Disney Plus taking a hike. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Jay Leno. People forgot how to interact with each other, Sports Kid returns, and we think about potatoes in the shower. Lastly President Biden makes his weekly address to your listeners. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, March 26, 2021 →

Songs are about being over Zoom and boycotting Jeopardy. We have a coffee shortage. Chimps can hop on Zoom now, a frog is the 2021 Cadbury Bunny, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano croons over the latest news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, March 25, 2021 →

Songs are about not knowing if it’s COVID or allergies, and getting fatter in the pandemic. Monopoly goes woke. Viagra makes several things longer, Bernie goes after Elon Musk, and we think of lazy people in the shower. Lastly, Barney tells the kids Toys R Us is coming back. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, March 24, 2021 →

Songs are about your busted March Madness bracket and UFO’s. Going on spring break isn’t a good idea. No one wants a Zach Snyder recut, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith kinda went on spring break. Lastly, President Biden calls in after his fall. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, March 23, 2021 →

Songs are about exchanging farts for bitcoin and it’s finally spring! The first Polar Bear hotel opens. Tinder gives away at-home COVID tests, Enzyte gets a COVID remix, and we think about Simon Says in the shower. Lastly, your weekly cannabis correspondents are furious at President Biden. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 22, 2021 →