Songs are about butt cleavage yoga pants, and canceled flights. Morgan Freeman apologizes for football. Spielberg signs with Netflix, Jeff Bezos checks in after Prime Day, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Child Tax payments. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 23, 2021 →

Songs are about short staffed airliners and cruise ships returning. You may want to be a morning person. Elmo meets a new family, Menthol Meredith may go to NYC, and we think about pie in the shower. Lastly, President Biden comes on the show. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 22, 2021 →

Songs are about work and expensive chicken. We salute the guy who packs at the last second. Jerry Seinfeld gets in on Carpool Karaoke, Morgan Freeman’s sorry you got pushed in front of a bear, and Dad Joke Theater returns, Lastly, weed is now legal in Connecticut! Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 21, 2021 →

Songs are about dad jokes, and Father’s Day. We imagine a Father’s Day brunch. Soldiers need to poop, Sports Kid returns, and we have a Father’s Day joke. Lastly, President Biden met with Vladimir Putin. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 18, 2021 →

Songs are about embarrassing dads and heatwaves. We help with Father’s Day gifts. We salute whoever made Father’s Day cards, musicals rethink their casting, and we thought of the richest man in the shower. Lastly, we streamline the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 17, 2021 →

Songs are about Girl Scout cookies and leaving your job. Disney is creating origin stories. Facebook tried to use Pink Floyd’s music, Vermont finally reopens, and dad gets wordy. Lastly, Barney tells the kids hard work doesn’t mean a better life. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 16, 2021 →

Songs are about dad’s repairs, and old cars. Kindergartners attack. Sperm can survive in space, Menthol Meridith is a germaphobe, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden is on the line! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 15, 2021 →

Songs are about Mondays and Starbucks shortages. We salute that guy who peaked in high school. Jeffrey Toobin is back on CNN, we have a sticky balls problem, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong talk about Joints for Jabs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 14, 2021 →

Songs are about getting a cold and the weekend. Rich people are racing to space. Pfizer’s “magnetism” might actually be a good thing, Sports Kid returns, and Dad gives away his password. Lastly, President Biden goes to Europe. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 11, 2021 →

Songs are about gaining weight during the pandemic and cicadas grounding planes. We salute that guy wearing socks and shoes to the beach. Nuns have a gambling problem, American Airlines needs volunteers, we thought about Monopoly in the shower, and we mashup the news. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents return. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 10, 2021 →