Songs are about dying because of work, and being too fat to fly. Morgan Freeman is sorry about the mask confusion. Millionaires protest against Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady gets a TV show, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Barney breaks down the mask situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 19, 2021 →

Songs are about sharing your Netflix password and deleting tweets. Put your wokeness on snooze. There’s no NBC comedies this fall, Menthol Meridith can take off her mask, and we think of babysitters in the shower. Lastly, President Biden chats about the new CDC guidelines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 18, 2021 →

Songs are about getting COVID still, and going back to work. We salute the guy still wearing hawaiian shirts. The Friends reunion is a go, Dr. Fauci simplifies the mask mandate, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Ryne Sandberg promotes weed in Chicago. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 17, 2021 →

Songs are about no Chick-Fil-A sauce, and saying goodbye to Ellen. You can win the lottery by getting vaccinated. Breakfast goes K-Pop, Sports Kid returns, and Dad Joke Theater goes western. Lastly, President Biden keeps things PG with the secret service. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 14, 2021 →

Songs are about the gas shortage and being “cheugy”. We mash up the latest headlines. We salute that guy making more money on unemployment, Liz Cheney needs a new job, and the Trumps got too close to the secret service. Lastly, we thought about smoke machines in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Katy Perry growing out her hair, and Tom Cruise returning his Golden Globes. Grey’s Anatomy is old. Lion King returns to Broadway, your phone’s your home, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down Instagram for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 12, 2021 →

Songs are about free beer with shots, and juiced up horses. Jeff Bezos gets a new boat(s). Mattel tries to go green, Dr. Fauci wants more vaccines, and Menthol Meridith wants a butt implant. Lastly, President Biden wants people to go back to work. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 11, 2021 →

Songs are about smelly people and Americans thinking they’re better than everyone. Bald men get COVID worse. We caught Elon Musk’s best part of SNL, Karen strikes again on Mother’s day, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, you can get high on raw meat. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 10, 2021 →

Songs are about taking mom out to brunch, and expensive chicken. We save money on groceries. Cartoons don’t wear pants, Sports Kid returns, and Dad needs a doctor. Lastly, President Biden is apparently a giant. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 7, 2021 →

Songs are about old school moms and Will Smith’s physique. Monopoly money is about to take off. Samuel Alexa breaks down the Baby Bust, the Kentucky Derby beats the Academy Awards, and Megan Markle has a children’s book. Lastly, Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 6, 2021 →