Songs are about skimpy Olympic uniforms, and Coke changing recipes. The Olympic Kiosk is back. PornHub reenacts famous art, Jeff Bezos is Dr. Evil, and jokes get woke. Lastly, We simplify the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July 22, 2021 →

Songs are about cancelled flights and the Mannings hosting Monday Night Football. We salute the guy pumped about obscure Olympic sports. You can rent people’s pools, Jeff Bezos is back from space, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tells you to get outside. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday July 21, 2021 →

Songs are about Space Bezos and cardboard beds. House of the Dragon halts production from COVID. We count down Bezos’ space launch, Menthol Meridith is confused, and we got a Woke Joke. Lastly, President Biden calls in to clear up a few things. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 20, 2021 →

Songs are about kid taxes and coffee. Jeff Bezos takes his brother into space. Ben & Jerry’s takes flavors too far, Fauci makes a t-shirt, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Jaleel White has his own strain of weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday July 19, 2021 →

Songs are about a summer weekend. The Sopranos go to The Office. The Talk looks for a new co-host, Sports Kid returns, and chickens go woke. Lastly, President Biden feels for Brazil’s President. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday July 16, 2021 →

Songs are about eating out in the middle of inflation. Olympians will have to do everything themselves. We salute that guy who hasn’t dated since the pandemic, Morgan Freeman’s sorry about dinner, and we reflect in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July 15, 2021 →

Songs are about F-Boys and quitting the restaurant business. We reveal this year’s Emmy nominees. South Korea may have started a fitness trend, Hunter Biden sells paintings, and Dad Jokes go beyond bedtime. Lastly, Barney tells the kids learning remotely isn’t good. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday July 14, 2021 →

Songs are about expensive things and shows in packed places. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your coffee. Jeff Bezos hates Richard Branson, Menthol Meridith hates space flights, and we thought about slugs. Lastly, President Biden seems spaced out. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 13, 2021 →

Songs are about being jacked up on caffeine on a Monday. You can use a tank as a taxi. We want robocalls, no one works in hospitality anymore, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong can join the FBI. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday July 12, 2021 →

Songs are about mosquitos and a normal weekend. We salute that guy who won’t shut up about his boat. You get an offended caller about no fans at the Olympics. Sports Kid returns, dad gets a new dofa, and President Biden has a new plan to get America vaccinated. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday July 9, 2021 →