Songs are about Britney getting married, and Applebee’s lame commercial. Jay Leno returns to TV. You can just make stuff up, Menthol Meredith is happy for Britney, and we thought about airports this morning. Lastly, President Biden is on the phone with you! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 14, 2021 →

Songs are about Monday and Facebook Glasses. Sex can help with your allergies. Morgan Freeman apologizes for spooky season, Amazon has a new employee perk, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong love Italy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Italian weed and the weekend. Ben & Jerry’s makes ice cream for prisoners. David Chase hates HBO Max, Sports Kid returns, and Dad gets cloned. Lastly, President Biden has a plan to eliminate COVID. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 10, 2021 →

Songs are about football and lab grown fish meat. Bill Clinton watches his movie. Cars can mind read, Fauci hates football season, and we thought about the Freezer this morning. Lastly, the news gets mashed up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 9, 2021 →

Songs are about Halloween and another COVID variant. The View turns 25. We salute that guy who hates the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Jeff Bezos doesn’t understand bathroom breaks, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney gives “the talk”. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 8, 2021 →

Songs are about being tired to start the short week. You may wanna check with a doctor about Ivermectin. Kids run the drive-thru, Menthol Meredith wants a McFlurry, and we thought about Sauerkraut. Lastly, President Biden had a good Labor Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 7, 2021 →

Songs are about the last cookouts, and driving on Labor Day Weekend. Seinfeld gets on Netflix. Burning Man goes virtual, Sports Kid Returns, and Dad’s in trouble. Lastly, Joe Biden doesn’t know what impeachment is. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 3, 2021 →

Songs are about mac and cheese ice cream, and traffic. Dogs know when it was an accident. Women like mumblers, Jeff Bezos sells horse dewormers, and we have more Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we simplify this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 2, 2021 →

Songs are about September and sports betting. Morgan Freeman’s sorry it’s already September. The Office gets a reboot, America needs to relax, and Dad Joke After Bedtime returns. Lastly, Barney explains China’s video game restriction. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 1, 2021 →

Songs are about summer ending and an aging Tom Cruise. We salute those who don’t shower. America’s banned from Europe, Menthol Meredith tries the Milk Crate Challenge, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden saves on national defense. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 31, 2021 →