We sing about office parties, and salute that guy wearing a Christmas suit. We need Metaverse wedding DJ’s. Jeff Bezos justifies his ex-wife, Sports Kid returns, and Dad goes into hiding. Lastly, President Biden thinks it’s a good idea to run for re-election. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 10, 2021 →

Oreo wine is gross, and The Matrix gets a holiday special. Santa Claus got his booster shot. Smart Homes turned dumb, the war on Christmas goes up in flames, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 9, 2021 →

This Christmas will be the most woke yet. We’re re-posting the Joel Osteen bit from yesterday. Jeff Bezos is thrilled about Neuralink’s delays. How will facial-recognition boarding passes work? Morgan Freeman’s sorry about this year’s mispronounced words. You can play video games in your Tesla. Dad jokes about his autobiography. And Barney explains another use … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 8, 2021 →

There’s even a Santa shortage, and Doublemint gum fights COVID. Red Notice’s success is unsurprising, Menthol Meredith helps you quit your job, and we play limbo in the shower. Lastly, President Biden calls in about his chat with Vladimir Putin. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 7, 2021 →

Thomas Rhett asks about your Christmas song. Parents are not thrilled about going to the new Toys R Us. We made a patriotic ad for drinking. There’s a new Santa variant. Bet on the MLB lockout. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your Cannabis correspondents talk taxes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 6, 2021 →

We’re already sick of Annie, and people still somehow hasn’t seen A Christmas Story. Alec Baldwin Speaks. Jeff Bezos gains another nemesis, Sports Kid returns, and Dad tries some lipstick. Lastly, America is #1 again in something. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 3, 2021 →

Your Black Friday packages are arriving, as SpaceX goes bankrupt. The deleted Space Jam scene is sick. We may see a Brady Vs Patriots Super Bowl, emojis get mansplained, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we simplify the headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 2, 2021 →

We celebrate the end of a horrible year, and salute that guy somehow surprised it’s December. Lady Gaga shows off her many accents. Dr. Oz runs for the Senate, Dr. Fauci likes the 6 feet rule, and Dad has computer problems. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Omicron variant. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 1, 2021 →

We made a song about the new COVID variant, and Underoos get their own movie. The word of the year is controversial. Jeff Bezos claims another victim, Menthol Meredith watched House of Gucci, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, The White House gets decorated. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 30, 2021 →

We’re still eating leftovers while David Lee Roth lights the Menorah. Morgan Freeman is sorry you ate too much. James Bond goes on a budget. Malls step up security with the Ultimate Employee. Dad makes a joke. And Cheech and Chong wish you a happy holiday. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 29, 2021 →