Elton John sings about deceptively small Whoppers. Opening Day Optimists are Real American Heroes. Play a trailer for Will Smith’s next movie. The Crazy Cat Lady talks about dogs. Call Barack Obama about his return to the White House. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains where our love of booze comes from. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 6, 2022 →

Songs are about going to the office just to go on Zoom and how light can disrupt your sleep. Jeff Bezos relieves his stress. See who wins a Cringey Award. Menthol Meredith saves gas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about student debt. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 5, 2022 →

Songs are about delayed tax refunds and the surfing CEO of Facebook. It’s time to bury the Oscars Slap story. Bring your houseplant on a road trip. There’s metal in peanut butter. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your Cannabis Correspondents report on a new hotel in Vegas. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 4, 2022 →

Walker Hayes’ Applebee’s Jingle is about employees quitting over a leaked memo. Prank your audience with an April Fools’ format change. Jeff Bezos has a plan for the Billionaire’s Tax. A new comedy club encourages slapping. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And President Biden talks about oil. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 1, 2022 →

Lady Gaga’s created a new send off. Promote the hottest movie to come out of the Oscars. Unfrozen Walt Disney is confused by woke terms. An escaped Flamingo was spotted in Texas. Eat a credit card’s worth of plastic. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the news. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 31, 2022 →

Sing about Hump Day. Your annoying coworker is a Real American Hero. Chris Rock goes on tour. Next year’s Oscars will be even better. Tucker Carlson asks a classic question. The curtain goes up on another Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains sticks and stones. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 30, 2022 →

Will Smith may need to do a reverse Fresh Prince. Morgan apologizes for the Oscars. Will Smith might become an Oscars regular. Jeff Bezos rebukes Elon Musk. Meredith talks about The Slap. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Biden has a new weapon. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 29, 2022 →

Sing about the dilemma of having allergies during a pandemic. It’s time to bury the Oscars. Take a virtual vacation. The Marines are wearing nail polish. Water guns help train people. Dad Joke Theater returns. And The Weekly Weed News blows the lid off of medical marijuana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 28, 2022 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES SOME DRAMA AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS Did you see the Oscars last night?*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, March 28th, 2022 →

Songs are about gas stimulus checks and celebrating the arrival of Friday. Women have an opinion on the male birth control pill. Squats are the new fitness trend. Sports Kid has the latest headlines. Dad Joke Theater returns. And President Biden reports from Poland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 25, 2022 →