IMPORTANT CONTENT NOTE: Debbie Ferrando, the talented writer who creates The UCN Written Prep, remains hospitalized. However, she is recovering and we expect Deb to be back in the next day or so. In the meantime we regrettably must scale back the amount of material we can include in this section. We apologize for the … Continue reading Message to Affiliates About Written Prep
CBS: Amazing Race Fox: The Simpsons (Guest voice: Jon Lovitz), Family Guy (Guest voices: Christina Milian and Jeff Daniels) NBC: NFL Football AMC: Walking Dead E: Kardashians AmzRace – Recap AmzRace – Theme AmzRace – What they have to do AmzRace – What it was like AmzRace – Finish First AmzRace – Finish Last Simpsons … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, November 11, 2013
To get ready for the weekend we crank up the crazy on John Pardi’s “Up All Night.” Blockbuster Video closing their doors means opportunity for the right people. Fake Trailers are ready for “Thor: The Dark World” and “The Book Thief.” We’ve got a show open for the newly discovered body part. Barack Obama admits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 8, 2013
Make your next confession easier to accept by using a Canadian accent like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford! McDonald’s has replaced toys with books in their Happy Meals and the reaction is basically what you’d expect. Marvel has a new Muslim super hero and we have the theme music. Jay Leno is back with more monologue … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 7, 2013
ABC: Country Music Awards CBS: Survivor Fox: The X Factor Plus a Late Night round-up Letterman – Wake Me Up B4 U GoGo Letterman – Up In A Puff of Smoke Letterman – Incognito Kimmel – Portland High Fallon – Winning Ferguson – Rob Ford CMAs – Why Cant We Be Friends CMAs – Obamacare … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, November 7, 2013
President Obama sings all about his record-low approval ratings. The Christmas season starts the day after Halloween and we’ve got a poem all about it. Remind your listeners to change their clocks on Sunday with a Justin Timberlake song. We have Fake Trailers for the new movies “Ender’s Game,” “Free Birds,” and “Last Vegas.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 01, 2013
We start out with a tribute to the terror of Leftover Halloween Candy. Next we forecast what you’ll see the kids dressed up as this year. We’ve got two new Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas. Jay Leno is back with more jokes. And this Halloween celebrate Books for Treats Day…if you dare. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 31, 2013
We start out with a song for parents of trick-or-treaters set to the Addams Family theme. A new Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea will have you looking like Lady Gaga at the drop of a hat…and several other articles of clothing. Britney Spears’ music is being used to thwart Somali pirates as you’ll hear in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 30, 2013
For Halloween costumes guaranteed not to offend, visit the Politically Correct Halloween Costume Warehouse. Or if you’re making your own, may we suggest a Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea? McDonald’s is raising the price of the items on their Dollar Menu and we’ve got a fake commercial. Coach Gruden breaks down the game and talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 28, 2013
We turned the smash web hit “What Does the Fox Say?” into a rousing anthem for Friday. The Obamacare website is scary bad. And so is our “Monster Mash” parody all about it. We gave the Fake Movie Trailer treatment to the new films “The Counselor” and “Bad Grandpa.” Barack Obama explains how he calmed … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 25, 2013