We’ve got a message for folks who are suffering from the crushing inability to keep up with the Kardashians. Ever wonder why everything is pumpkin-flavored this time of year? It’s Pumpkin Pete’s fault. There are two TV dramas this week that are inspired by the Anthony Weiner scandal and we’ve got promos. Jay Leno is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 24, 2013
Kim and Kanye are engaged and you can be the first to play a promo for their made-for-TV wedding! Now that Boy Scouts have a taste for ruining ancient artifacts, send your little trooper on a trip to destroy the great art of Europe. Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who loves dressing as … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 23, 2013
If there are others out there like the 33-year old man who’s had plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber, you can direct him to the right place. The Crypt Keeper is back with a new Celebrity Haunting – The Jonas Brothers. Gay Marriage is legal in New Jersey and we’ve got a couple of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 22, 2013
The government is back in business and it’s like they’re having a huge grand re-opening sale! Peyton Manning’s Papa John’s Pizza franchises are raking it in and this new ad ought to boost sales. The new films “Carrie,” “Escape Plan,” and “The Fifth Estate” open Friday and we’ve got Fake Trailers for each. Barack Obama’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 18, 2013
NEW ADD! The Government Shutdown is over and the Debt Ceiling has been raised. Happy days are here again! Oreos are as addictive as cocaine and their new jingle features a singer in need of a fix. Eminem is a 40-year-old dad with a new album and if you slow down his song “Rap God” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 17, 2013
A Rihanna Tweet has landed another person in jail. Criminals beware of the Vigilante Twitterer! Charlie Hunnam is out as Christian Grey and Arnold Schwarzenegger is in! And he’s even cast a new Anastasia. October is Bully Prevention Month and we highlight an unexpected victim. Parody Jeremy has a song about the hugely popular show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 16, 2013
While the government enters Day 15 of the shutdown, our Show Open reminds your listeners that your show is still open for business. The Crypt Keeper is back with a celebrity haunting about the scariest thing on TV…Bruce Jenner’s face. Gravity is still number one at the box office and Bad Moviefone doesn’t recommend you … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 15, 2013
UCN Written Prep Friday, October 4, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the Web … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, October 4, 2013
Bill Clinton is a vegan and he’s been getting deliveries of Vegan Twinkies. He loves them so much he should be a spokesman. Mark Wahlberg decided to get his high school diploma and that’s a great reason to produce another edition of Decidedly Good Decisions by Dudes. Help all the Powerball losers get over their … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 19, 2013
TV Audio from Wednesday night… CBS: Survivor returns, plus the Big Brother finale Fox: X Factor NBC: America’s Got Talent finale TBS: Conan Conan – Government shutdown Conan – Java Jive Conan – Come back Shame XFactor – Shirley and Sylvia XFactor – Brandie Love XFactor – Danie Geimer AGTalent – Icona Pop AGTalent – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, September 19, 2013