Sing about the end of Juul and the thousands of mites humping on your face. A husband and wife have a rap battle. Let Brad Pitt interpret your dreams. Kids speak out against cartoon kissing. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News talks baseball. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 27, 2022 →

Elvis sings about becoming the King of the Box Office and a Prince parody is about going crazy on Friday. The ISS smells like farts. SWA pilots are on “strike”. The Sports Kid has the latest. Dad steps aside for a Mom Joke. And Joe Biden celebrates a new holiday. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 24, 2022 →

Luke Bryan sings about the heatwave. Jeff Bezos hires the Obamas. Rivers are polluted with drugs. Morgan Apologizes for the planets. Fight inflation with a new tip. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 23, 2022 →

Two song parodies are about the new exercise pill and air travel nightmares. Save on federal tax with a new Gas Saving Tip. The competition to become the world’s richest person is a real horse race. HBO is making a Jon Snow spinoff. Dad Joke Theater tugs at your heartstrings. And Barney explains the start … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 22, 2022 →

Queen sings about Joe Biden’s Bicycle. Old daredevils are Real American Heroes. Jeff Bezos has an update on delivery drones. Morgan Freeman is sorry you don’t play Wordle anymore. Menthol Meredith welcomes the Summer Solstice. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And President Biden explains his bike crash. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 21, 2022 →

Aerosmith sings about a sucky Monday at work. What are people saying about Marilyn Monroe’s dress? Give a traffic report to your listeners who work from home. The Crazy Cat Lady talks about her car. Fight inflation with a new tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a story from … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 20, 2022 →

A song parody congratulates the Warriors should they win it all. Celebrate Dad as a Real American Hero. Dr. Fauci gets COVID. Woody gets his own origin story. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater After Bedtime is back. And Joe Biden talks about Father’s Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 17, 2022 →

Do Ya Think I’m Sexy…at 53 years old? Help fight rising costs with an Inflation Fighting Tip. Internet Explorer is no longer supported by Microsoft. Dramas like Squid Game are turning into reality shows. Pollution gets Mansplained. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News to save you time. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 16, 2022 →

Two song parodies are about Father’s Day and the new Jack and Coke. Jeff Bezos releases the drones. Vladimir Putin poops in a suitcase (true story). Kim K’s Ass is on display. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Drag Queens. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 15, 2022 →

Van Halen rocks out to the heatwave. Jeff Bezos talks about Google’s AI. Play a new Gas Saving Tip. The movies suffer from inflation. Meredith discusses Britney’s wedding. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is a little confused by Wall Street’s bear market. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 14, 2022 →