Sing about Marshmallow Peeps. Morgan Freeman apologizes for NASA. One of the last remaining Kmarts has an announcement. Get a last minute tax tip. Menthol Meredith is ready for the end of Lent. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden wants to chat about Ketanji Brown Jackson. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 12, 2022 →

If you work at home you work more than 9 to 5. Bezos is building a space hotel. Get a last minute tax tip. Become a Walmart trucker. Enjoy lab grown exotic meat. Dad Joke Theater is back and Cheech and Chong report on Chuck Schumer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 11, 2022 →

Rock out, it’s Friday! Morgan Freeman apologizes for the US Senate. Get the latest Dog News. Tucker Carlson has questions about Dolly Parton. Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke gets a tiny bit risque. And Joe Biden chimes in on Nancy Pelosi. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 8, 2022 →

Sing an ode to brewskis on National Beer Day. Jeff Bezos has nicknames. Tiger Woods is back. Be fashionable in the Metaverse. A new streaming service is short on choices. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup The News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 7, 2022 →

Elton John sings about deceptively small Whoppers. Opening Day Optimists are Real American Heroes. Play a trailer for Will Smith’s next movie. The Crazy Cat Lady talks about dogs. Call Barack Obama about his return to the White House. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains where our love of booze comes from. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 6, 2022 →

Songs are about going to the office just to go on Zoom and how light can disrupt your sleep. Jeff Bezos relieves his stress. See who wins a Cringey Award. Menthol Meredith saves gas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about student debt. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 5, 2022 →

Songs are about delayed tax refunds and the surfing CEO of Facebook. It’s time to bury the Oscars Slap story. Bring your houseplant on a road trip. There’s metal in peanut butter. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your Cannabis Correspondents report on a new hotel in Vegas. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 4, 2022 →

Walker Hayes’ Applebee’s Jingle is about employees quitting over a leaked memo. Prank your audience with an April Fools’ format change. Jeff Bezos has a plan for the Billionaire’s Tax. A new comedy club encourages slapping. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And President Biden talks about oil. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 1, 2022 →

Lady Gaga’s created a new send off. Promote the hottest movie to come out of the Oscars. Unfrozen Walt Disney is confused by woke terms. An escaped Flamingo was spotted in Texas. Eat a credit card’s worth of plastic. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the news. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 31, 2022 →

Sing about Hump Day. Your annoying coworker is a Real American Hero. Chris Rock goes on tour. Next year’s Oscars will be even better. Tucker Carlson asks a classic question. The curtain goes up on another Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains sticks and stones. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 30, 2022 →