With the MLB lockout, spring training is just a bunch of empty fields. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Sex. Peter Jackson is a billionaire. China censors more sitcoms. Give an Olympic Update. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney delicately explains the tensions over Ukraine. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Songs are about the Avocado import ban and getting out of bed after the Super Bowl-Valentine’s Day combo. Toy Trucks are now just like the real ones. Menthol Meredith talks about PEDs. Give an Olympic Update. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And President Biden takes a page out of New Zealand’s book. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 15, 2022
Two versions of “We Are The Champions” are ready to celebrate the Super Bowl winner. Sing about Valentine’s Day gift expectations. Men choosing Valentine’s cards is the subject of a nature documentary. Jeff Bezos sees himself in a Super Bowl commercial. Update the Olympics. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech & Chong have a recap … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 14, 2022
Billie Eilish sings about loving Super Bowl ads. The big game is going to be big time hot. The NBC Olympics need your help. Sports Kid goes all Super Bowl. Break into an Olympic Update. The curtain is up on another Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden is confused about mandates. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 11, 2022
Super Bowl Halftime star Snoop Dogg raps about partying during the big game. Robert Pattison’s Batman is very sad. Help find censors for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. The Big Game and Valentine’s Day are back-to-back. Update the Olympic action. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup The News from the past week. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 10, 2022
Neil Young is out of touch. Jeff Bezos mocks a new feature of Elon Musk’s Neuralink. Bet on every aspect of the Super Bowl. Chimps do first aid. Enjoy two new Olympic Updates. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains what we really like about the Winter Olympics. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Cheer on our athletes during the Winter Olympics…even though we’re more of a Summer Olympic country. A new pill stops men from cheating. Morgan is sorry for being a great driver. Use two Olympic Updates to report on the games. Meredith loves the Winter Olympics. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden tries to tear … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Queen Elizabeth sings about how things have changed in her 7 decade reign. The LOTR prequel gets the sitcom treatment. Southwest Airlines brings back booze. Miss Information spreads the word on lockdowns. We all compete in the Everyday Winter Olympics. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech & Chong report on tax revenue. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 7, 2022
Sing along with lyrics to the Olympic Theme. There’s a new Whoopi on The View. Jeff Bezos does the opposite of bridge building. The CEO of Facebook talks about losing users. Sports Kid has the latest headlines. Dad Jokes about going to the bar. And President Biden does some boasting. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 4, 2022
Dolly Parton is certainly Hall of Fame material, but is she Rock and Roll? Jeff Bezos is inspired by Domino’s. Punxsutawney Phil lands a new job. The cast of Jackass is old. Get misinformed by a new character! Car keys cross our minds in a Morning Shower Thought. And lastly, we Mashup the News. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 3, 2022