Soon there will be chicken bones in your “Chicken Fried”. Jeff Bezos celebrates Prime Day. There’s weed killer in your wee wee. Now YOU can buy Twitter. Menthol Meredith reacts to Elon Musk pulling out of the deal. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s people are creating a safe environment for him. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 12, 2022 →

A Don Henley parody is all about caffeine. Don’t travel to Tijuana. What if sharks could talk? A Millennial thanks a Gen Z’er. The Crazy Cat Lady is more or less happy. Step aside Dad, it’s time for a Mom joke. Cheech and Chong file a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 11, 2022 →

A Christmas tune is about the return of the Running of the Bulls. Morgan Freeman is sorry about Nancy Pelosi’s bosom. Donald Trump is a rock star. The Sports Kid is back. Raise the curtain on another Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden delivers his Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 8, 2022 →

Sing about theaters turning away sharp dressed Minions fans. Jeff Bezos is bad at Twitter. James Cameron gets his very own movie trailer. Hear an update in Dog News. Offer a new Gas Saving Tip. Vampires wander into our Morning Shower Thoughts. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 7, 2022 →

A parody/protest song is about freeing Brittney Griner. That guy who’s way too into cornhole is a Real American Hero. Call on Netflix to help other 80s music stars. Hillary Clinton learns from a past president. Help fight skyrocketing costs with a new Inflation Tip. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney has the uncomfortable … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 6, 2022 →

A No Doubt parody is about this short work week. Celebrate the guy who sets off fireworks in the daylight. Help your dog cope with a noisy 4th. Airline pilots are tired. Menthol Meredith talks about her Independence Day. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And the Weekly Weed News has a story out of Washington … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 5, 2022 →

Programming Note: In observance of Independence Day, the next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, July 5th. The UCN staff would like to wish all our valued customers a wonderful and safe 4th of July. Here’s to keeping all 10 fingers until next Tuesday! Sing a patriotic song about these uncertain times. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 1, 2022 →

Sing a patriotic song from Team America. Some Americans are not free on Independence Day. Donald Trump has a new business venture. JetBlue doesn’t know from kosher. Help fight inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 30, 2022 →

A Love Shack parody is about Hump Day. Jeff Bezos salutes a new billionaire. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the return of Q. Football and prayer go hand-in-hand. Get a new Gas Saving Tip. Dad Jokes about pushups. And Barney explains civil war. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 29, 2022 →

Songs are about friends that smell alike and how Green Day wants to move to Canada (bye bye!). Maverick and Elvis team up. Putin’s new general is a huge deal. Menthol Meredith can’t wait ‘til the 4th. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone from Germany. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 28, 2022 →