A Billy Joel classic is about March Madness. Morgan delivers a mea culpa for Tom Brady. Spring Break gets woke. 2 days until St. Paddy’s. Meredith wants to un-retire herself. Think a Morning Shower Thought. And Joe Biden compares Ukraine to a celebrity feud. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 15, 2022
Sing a song about the effects of Daylight Savings Time. Jeff Bezos wants a secret baby. What if frozen peas could talk? Catch up on the latest Dog News. Countdown to St. Patrick’s Day. Hoist the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Cheech and Chong report on dispensaries in New York. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 14, 2022
Sing about this weekend’s switch to Daylight Savings. That person who’s never seen Star Wars is a Real American Hero. Jeff Bezos boycotts Russia. The price of burgers makes them impossible. Sports Kid talks about the return of baseball. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden mumbles about crypto currency. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 11, 2022
Songs are about the fear of pooping in public and how alcohol shrinks your brain. A new fast food joint fills the void in Russia. There’s an alternative to Tinder’s background checks. Slim down like The Batman. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 10, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES A SPECIAL DAY FOR EVERYONE WHO WORKS FROM HOME Today is Organize Your Home Office Day.*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, March 10th, 2022
Luke Bryan sings about the price of gas. Stoli changes its name. Queen Elizabeth shows off her new crib. Walt Disney is unfrozen. Enjoy a helpful tip to save gas. The curtain goes up on a new Dad Joke Theater. And Barney teaches a lesson on nuclear war. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 9, 2022
A Carrie Underwood parody is about cheating at Wordle. Morgan Freeman apologizes for arresting Hertz customers. Save fuel with a new Gas Saving Tip. Crazy Cat Lady takes on Cat Woman. Menthol Meredith chimes in on masks. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden loves The Batman. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 8, 2022
Monday morning is a real Twisted Sister. Jeff Bezos is shooting Pete Davidson into orbit. Sex is loud in NYC. The price of gas is going to be a horror show. Start training for St. Patrick’s Day. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a small state with big cannabis dreams. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2022
A Ghostbusters parody is about high gas prices. Evil Jeff Bezos is putting more stores out of business. Learn the origins of The Bat Boy. There’s a new pain medication. Sports Kid returns with a new actor. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden finally addresses his hecklers. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 4, 2022
President Zelensky is too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes for expensive toothpaste. The Baseball Commissioner speaks. Russia gets its own Batman. Disney works blue. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the news gets mashed up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2022