Short people can get taller. People who sit around all day are in trouble. Jeff Bezos has been reduced to the world’s 3rd richest man. An imaginary friend has a message for parents. Menthol Meredith is upset about Tom Brady’s marriage. Dad Joke Theater returns and Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 20, 2022 →

It’s Black Coffee on a Monday Morning. The Queen will be laid to rest today. King Charles’ swollen fingers let us know a thing or two. Smart Phones cause early puberty. A Pirate is not happy about Talk like a PIrate Day. Dag Joke is back and we wrap up Monday with Weekly Weed News. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 19, 2022 →

Disney World is a mess. Jeff Bezos is violating antitrust laws. A Real American Hero Hate Watches TV. Americans are losing sleep over what’s happening in the world. Sports Kid returns and so do Dad Joke Theater and Joe Biden’s Address Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 16, 2022 →

Moms are taking mushrooms to deal with kids. The year once again seems to be going too fast. Strippers in retirement homes, The Motherf***er of the week, Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News round out the morning. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 15, 2022 →

There are people who will never get Covid. Jeff Bezos has a rocket failure. People share their opinion on the new Little Mermaid. Hazing is dumb. Ryan Reynolds shows off more than you ever wanted to see. Dad is joking again and Barney Explains King Charles. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 14, 2022 →

The new iPhone will let you unsend messages. People are happier with their sports teams than with love. Murphy Beds are hurting people. Crazy Cat Lady talks pet expenses. Menthol Meredith weighs in on the Royal Family. And Morning Shower Thoughts and a Joe Biden Interactive round out the day. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 13, 2022 →

Songs are about the new king and playing fantasy football. Place your bets on the new Game of Thrones. Airplanes are filthy. Pinocchio sits down for an interview. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on CBD. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2022 →

A song from Pinocchio is about its dismal reviews. Fantasy football losers are Real American Heroes. Forrest Gump 2 almost got made. Dancing With The Stars is the same as always. The Sports Kid returns along with a new Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden had a weird dream about the Obamas. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2022 →

Sing about wearing the new Sex Suit. Jeff Bezos slams a certain movie critic. Football Films kicks off a new season. Morgan apologizes for September. A tennis legend is the MFer of the Week. A new Morning Shower Thought pops in your head. And We Mashup The News once again. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2022 →

A football widow sings about the new NFL season. Vladimir Putin bans two actors. Gandalf defends The Rings of Power. You could be the Special Master. Joe Biden destroys hecklers. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains Child Stars. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2022 →