Toby Keith drinks BORGs. Eat Reese’s guilt free. Profile some WBC players. Morgan apologizes for Girl Scout Cookies. Ja Morant is on Sam Jackson’s list. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 9, 2023 →

A tribute song and a Mansplaining are for International Women’s Day. Ford is building cars of the future. What happens if Texas secedes? The Boss leaves another voicemail. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney hails the benefits of Dungeons & Dragons. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 8, 2023 →

Sing about half the world being overweight. Will Smith’s spokesman responds. Pete Davidson is a driving instructor. Menthol Meredith talks about A.I. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden waits on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 7, 2023 →

AC/DC welcomes Monday. Jeff Bezos feels for Elon Musk. CSI is going after bloggers in Florida. Play with Pablo Escobar’s hippos. An invasive bullfrog would like a word. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong report from Atlantic City. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 6, 2023 →

A TikTok filter makes you Beautiful. Is Jeff Bezos buying the Seahawks? LOTR will be a musical. A.I. takes over the dealership. Sports Kid has the latest. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden owns up to a Presidential scandal. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 3, 2023 →

Why should we help pay off loans for a useless college degree? The Tooth Fairy feels the pinch of inflation. DeSantis takes over Disney World. Baseball Games are getting shorter. Marjorie Taylor Greene is an MFer. Dad Joke Theater returns. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 2, 2023 →

A classic tune is about the first day of March. Your Boss is a new weekly character. Tom Brady wants to do stand up comedy. James Bond goes woke. Parents hide from their kids. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Barney explains murder. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 1, 2023 →

Morgan Wallen sings about Whiskey Fungus. Self Checkout gets out of control. Stop lab leaks fast! Dilbert is unemployed. Menthol Meredith reviews Cocaine Bear. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden has his own solution for lab leaks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 28, 2023 →

Welcome to the Jungle of Monday morning. The Oscars will be protected. Jeff Bezos will bury you. Morgan Freeman apologizes for unused gift cards. Cocaine Bear gets a sequel. Dad Joke Theater returns and the Weekly Weed News reports on Spotted Owls. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 27, 2023 →

There’s a proposed dog law in Florida. Regale a new Real American Hero. There are no non-stupid people at one pizza joint. Cure Subscription Fatigue. The Sports Kid files a report. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden is falling up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 24, 2023 →