Sharks have been sighted in New York, New York. Jeff Bezos wants you to lick his head. Wordle is now a board game. There’s a Shark Week alternative. Unvaxxed MLB Players can’t go to Canada. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong report on the NYPD. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 18, 2022 →

Tone Loc wants you to have a Funky Summer Weekend. A quirky beachgoer is a Real American Hero. Ads are coming to Netflix. You can put your face on an action figure. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden wishes a Hollywood icon a happy birthday. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 15, 2022 →

Don Henley is singing about getting his stolen lyrics back. Inflation is bonkers, so offer another tip. BMW is selling subscriptions. Jill Biden teaches Spanish. A new Emmy Awards show honors broadcast TV. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 14, 2022 →

Nickelback sings about the amazing space telescope photographs. Pay tribute to the Real Heroes of Prime Day. Vladimir Putin has a new title. Keep politics out of your family vacation. Fight Inflation with a new tip. Raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains the vastness of space to children. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 13, 2022 →

Soon there will be chicken bones in your “Chicken Fried”. Jeff Bezos celebrates Prime Day. There’s weed killer in your wee wee. Now YOU can buy Twitter. Menthol Meredith reacts to Elon Musk pulling out of the deal. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s people are creating a safe environment for him. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 12, 2022 →

A Don Henley parody is all about caffeine. Don’t travel to Tijuana. What if sharks could talk? A Millennial thanks a Gen Z’er. The Crazy Cat Lady is more or less happy. Step aside Dad, it’s time for a Mom joke. Cheech and Chong file a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 11, 2022 →

A Christmas tune is about the return of the Running of the Bulls. Morgan Freeman is sorry about Nancy Pelosi’s bosom. Donald Trump is a rock star. The Sports Kid is back. Raise the curtain on another Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden delivers his Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 8, 2022 →

Sing about theaters turning away sharp dressed Minions fans. Jeff Bezos is bad at Twitter. James Cameron gets his very own movie trailer. Hear an update in Dog News. Offer a new Gas Saving Tip. Vampires wander into our Morning Shower Thoughts. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 7, 2022 →

A parody/protest song is about freeing Brittney Griner. That guy who’s way too into cornhole is a Real American Hero. Call on Netflix to help other 80s music stars. Hillary Clinton learns from a past president. Help fight skyrocketing costs with a new Inflation Tip. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney has the uncomfortable … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 6, 2022 →

A No Doubt parody is about this short work week. Celebrate the guy who sets off fireworks in the daylight. Help your dog cope with a noisy 4th. Airline pilots are tired. Menthol Meredith talks about her Independence Day. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And the Weekly Weed News has a story out of Washington … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 5, 2022 →