Be proud to be an American…on Cinco de Mayo. Jeff Bezos goes to Whole Foods. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Dr. Strange. Comedians learn to defend themselves. Nantucket goes topless. Another Morning Shower Thought appears in our consciousness. And this week’s news gets Mashed Up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 5, 2022 →

Sing a song about eating Mexican food on Cinco De Mayo. Jump aboard thrill rides in the Holy Land. Get buried in Lake Mead. That ‘70s Show gets a spinoff. Save money on Mother’s Day. Dad Joke is back and Barney explains the Run for the Roses. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 4, 2022 →

A Gwen Stefani parody pushes back against Fictosexuals. Try a new fertilizer on your garden. Netflix needs your help. The second is getting more accurate. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Johnny Depp. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden has a plan to boost his approval rating. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 3, 2022 →

Start the week before Mother’s Day off with some shopping for mom. James Corden needs a new job. Jeff Bezos lost billions last week. Are you ready for Orange Juice Cereal? And wrap it all up with Cheech and Chong and a Dad Joke. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 2, 2022 →

Sing about inflation-busting, acceptable-tasting generic breakfast cereal. Olivia Wilde gets served. Give a grieving farewell to CNN+. The Avatar sequel gets a trailer. Sports Kid delivers the latest news. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden forgives student debt. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 29, 2022 →

Songs are about Leaving Twitter and a new kind of Beverly Hillbilly. The guy who’s never been on Twitter is a Real American Hero. Dr. Fauci announces the end of the pandemic. Hear from a Human Hobbit expert. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 28, 2022 →

A Luke Bryan song is parodied about a stinky new rule coming for hikers. Jeff Bezos talks more about Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter and then we hear from Elon himself. Amber Heard has a new line of linens. Times Square will soon look like Las Vegas. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 27, 2022 →

A “Can’t Stop the Feeling!” parody is all about sneezing. Your neighbor with the noisy wind chimes is a Real American Hero. Google is going woke. Tucker Carlson has more questions. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Coachella. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden appeals to our nation’s youth. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 26, 2022 →

Songs are about getting up on a Monday and how old people are happiest. Mike Tyson has a new airline. Stranger Things gets a budget cut. The culture wars come to Disney’s Star Wars. Dad Joke Theater returns and the Weekly Weed News reports on Wall Street. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 25, 2022 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES JUST WHAT OUR PHONES NEED – MORE ATTENTION Today is National Telephone Day.*** ***It used to … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, April 25th, 2022 →