Sing about missing your dog more than your spouse. Halloween parades are getting the ax. Morgan apologizes for drive-thrus. Join the suit against Texas Pete. Give a voice to candy corn. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney debunks family dinners. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 12, 2022 →

No autumn decoration is complete without gourds. Jeff Bezos answers William Shatner. Get a smile like in “Smile.” Gatorade has a new flavor. Meredith ranks fast food drive-thrus. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden has two words for you. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 11, 2022 →

A Human League parody is about Monday. Get the latest on the Twitter sale. Petting dogs is good for human brains. Drink the same water as the Navy. There’s a new toilet paper especially for TPing trees. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 10, 2022 →

Carrie Underwood sings about chess cheaters. “Frasier” is coming back. Take a cheap sleep vacation. The Scientist researches “best by” dates. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden drops a certain type of bomb. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 7, 2022 →

Sing about Sober October. Elon Musk buys something other than Twitter. Scooby Doo gets real. The Cat Lady one ups Dr. Oz. Antonio Brown is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 6, 2022 →

Sing about Free Samples. Bezos bans pot paraphernalia. Morgan apologizes for Oprah. A cheating scandal rocks pro fishing. Get mom some breast milk jewelry. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Bird Flu. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 5, 2022 →

A Paul Simon parody warns of the looming butter shortage. Halloween and Christmas decorations go great together. Lizzo plays more presidential instruments. Phil Collins and Genesis sell their music catalogs. Menthol Meredith does Sober October. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and President Biden is in Puerto Rico. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 4, 2022 →

The Bangles sing about October. A chorus of workers don’t want to return to the office. Labor strikes may make for a scary October. McDonald’s is selling Happy Meals to adults. The Supreme Court is back. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News reports on a new vacation trend. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 3, 2022 →

A Low Rider parody welcomes the weekend. Bezos’ ex-wife is divorcing again. Barry Bonds talks about Aaron Judge. A cannibal should have played Jeffrey Dahmer. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden takes on hunger. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 30, 2022 →

Does King Charles like his new job? Guy Fieri tests a new eatery. Little Picasso sets an art trend. Theaters were empty in September. The head coach of the Celtics is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 29, 2022 →