The Super Mario Bros. Movie is open. Our Real American Hero is a competitive egg painter. Santa has some comments about Easter. Jeff Bezon is making fun of Elon. Then Sports Kid, Dad Joke and Joe Biden’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 7, 2023 →

Adele doesn’t like Peeps. The Easter Bunny is having trouble affording eggs, Wine is good OR bad for you. An actual snake was on an actual plane. The MFer of the week is back and we finish up with Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April, 06, 2023 →

Pink Floyd sings about the Bunny coming later in the week. Joan Jett celebrates Passover. Jeff Bezos throws some shade on Walmart’s new website. The new is all Trump and we may be missing other important stories. The boss is calling your show for some midweek motivation. And we finish off with a dad joke … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 5, 2023 →

Blue check marks are being taken away in this Elvis parody. Donald Trump’s day is expected to be a circus, Paddington 3 has big shoes to fill, Sports leagues merge, Menthol Meredith is back, then we hear from Morning Shower Thoughts and Joe Biden calls the show. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 4, 2023 →

It’s Monday and R.E.M. is singing about how much we hate it. With all the legal stuff in the news, we all have THIS Real American Hero in our life. A rap battle actually written by ChatGPT and Google Bard is next. Then Tomatoes scream and Morgan Freeman Apologizes for Allergies are followed by Dad … Continue reading DailyPost for Monday, April 3, 2023 →

“Friends” is offensive. Dumb Phones are all the rage. OJ Simpson is not helping. Hell’s Kitchen is stripped down. The Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 31, 2023 →

Green Day sings about Opening Day. There’s a superstore for fishing cheaters. Christina Aguilera sells sex aids. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Big Egg. Levis are this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 30, 2023 →

Snoop wants to sing for the new King. Jeff Bezos wants to be your landlord. Enjoy meatballs from an extinct animal. Vladimir Putin hates short jokes. The boss leaves another inspirational voicemail. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney explains celebrity baby names. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 29, 2023 →

Elon has taken a $20-billion bath on Twitter. Get your midlife crisis Camaro while they last. The world needs more Sensitivity Readers. Learn to be a trucker. Menthol Meredith discusses Gwyneth Paltrow. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the President has a new punching bag. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 28, 2023 →

Monday is Tricky. Save kids from social media. The Little Mermaid is like Meghan and Harry. Is Blockbuster coming back? Michelangelo’s David would like a word. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a recall. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 27, 2023 →