Stay at Willy Wonka’s Hotel. Exchange your regifts. Get plastic surgery from a lawyer. Have the energy of a neanderthal. Cheech and Chong bring you the Weekly Weed News. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 18, 2023
No Nut November is Over. Putin wants Russians to have more kids. Worried Americans are Doom Spending. Sports Kid Returns. Joe Biden wants to ban lead pipes. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 1, 2023
Police set up tongue twister checkpoints. A turkey translation. A turkey farm gets the Hunger Games treatment. Menthol Meredith on not doing Thanksgiving. And another edition of Morning Shower Thoughts. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 21, 2023
People are pooping in line at Disney, An intelligent rat sings “Imagine”, The Republican debate is missing a candidate, Morgan Freeman apologizes for the election, some mid-week motivation from the boss, and the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 8, 2023
A more enjoyable Sober October. A Taylor Swift owned ticket reseller. A house that is possibly haunted. The Weekly Weed News with Cheech and Chong. Hear what people are saying about the Late Night Shows returning to TV. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, October 2, 2023
Winnie the Pooh goes woke. iPhones are used for heat. Make your own holiday. A visit from Sports Kid. An address from President Joe Biden. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, September 29, 2023
The New Ringling Bros. Circus. A hangover after the second Republican Debate. Biden’s Dog gets translated. What if Sea Lions could talk? The MFer of the week. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, September 28, 2023
The Office Theme gets a reboot. Super Mario goes on strike. An infomercial for having a baby. An interactive with a pig hearted man. Some mid-week motivation from the boss. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, September 27, 2023
Travis Kelce sings Taylor Swift. ChatGPT with annoying celebrities. A statement from a rusty WGA. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the new Monday Night Football Theme. Menthol Meredith isn’t happy about Usher performing the Super Bowl. And the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, September 26, 2023
The new and improved Fox News. Congress gets a fashion makeover. A Real American Hero brags about their new iPhone. An optimist is hard to find. Another installment of Dad Joke Theater. And Cheech and Chong are at odds with Ron Desantis. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, September 25, 2023