Sing about gifts you should never give a woman. It’s the hectic week before Christmas. Breathing causes Global Warming. The Boss has a message about the holiday party. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Lose weight like Santa. Taylor Swift dominates sports news. Porch pirates get their own game show. Menthol Meredith loves a Christmas miracle. And Morning Shower thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Stay at Willy Wonka’s Hotel. Exchange your regifts. Get plastic surgery from a lawyer. Have the energy of a neanderthal. Cheech and Chong bring you the Weekly Weed News. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 18, 2023
Timothee Chalamet is the new Candy Man. Jeff Bezos is the new Santa Claus. Get your cheap stocking stuffers in one place. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden is not an oldie. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 15, 2023
Christmas Trees debate! What’s Bill Belichick’s next job? Tom Cruise is dating a younger woman. Send your hair into space. Draymond Green is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 14, 2023
Morgan apologizes for 2023 Google Searches. Swifties are torturing their cats. Men are getting butt implants. Tucker Carlson starts a streaming service. The Boss has a warning. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, December 13, 2023
Some Christmas songs are a driving danger. The Golden Globes add new categories. Jeff Bezos doesn’t clean. Get rich like Ohtani. Menthol Meredith loves Cameo. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Monday is the most popular day of the year for breakups. Let Hunter Biden do your taxes. Lose weight like Oprah. Zombies are taking over TV. The Weekly Weed News and Dad Joke Theater are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 11, 2023
SantaCon is coming to town. Salute inflatable lawn decorations. Feed your Golden Retriever Boyfriend. The Sports Kid reports. President Biden celebrates Hanukkah. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 8, 2023
Everyone hates the TikTok DINKs. Taylor Swift is Person of the Year. George Santos is Santa Claus. Kim Jong Un gets translated. 3-hour long movies are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 7, 2023