The new Little Mermaid is long. Budweiser tries a new ad campaign. Honey Traps get Mansplained. Clint Eastwood is making a new movie. Menthol Meredith talks about her weekend. Morning Shower Thoughts return and President Biden has a plan to plug the leaks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 18, 2023 →

Sing about Hating Monday and the Sunday Scaries that precede it. Jeff Bezos loses out on the Commanders. Morgan apologizes for Spring Break. Kids are getting cell phones very young. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed news tees up a story. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 17, 2023 →

Sing about the sound of potholes. Harry Potter comes to TV. Ask your doctor about Misinformation. Captain Marvel tries standup. Sports Kid has the latest. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden is in Ireland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 14, 2023 →

It’s the season to pay taxes. Say goodbye to Tupperware. Fyre Fest 2 is coming. Arnold will fill your potholes. Robot Police Dogs are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 13, 2023 →

On Hump Day you’re Halfway Through Hell. Bud Light has a new ad campaign. Morgan Freeman is sorry for phone charging stations. Timothee Chalamet is Bob Dylan. The Boss delivers his motivational message. Dad Jokes about chickens at the gym. And Barney explains Tech Neck. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 12, 2023 →

If he asks you to suck his tongue, say “Hell no, Dalai!” Global Warming is a home run! Jeff Bezos’ super yacht is delivered. Ozempic has another competitor. Menthol Meredith streams. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden teases his reelection run. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 11, 2023 →

Come down off the Easter sugar high with an Easter Hangover song parody. It’s spring break for a lot of students, even Kindergarteners. Elon Musk is no longer the richest. And then Baby Birds talk, Robot Waiters Speak, Dads joke and Cheech and Chong deliver the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 10, 2023 →

The Super Mario Bros. Movie is open. Our Real American Hero is a competitive egg painter. Santa has some comments about Easter. Jeff Bezon is making fun of Elon. Then Sports Kid, Dad Joke and Joe Biden’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 7, 2023 →

Adele doesn’t like Peeps. The Easter Bunny is having trouble affording eggs, Wine is good OR bad for you. An actual snake was on an actual plane. The MFer of the week is back and we finish up with Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April, 06, 2023 →

Pink Floyd sings about the Bunny coming later in the week. Joan Jett celebrates Passover. Jeff Bezos throws some shade on Walmart’s new website. The new is all Trump and we may be missing other important stories. The boss is calling your show for some midweek motivation. And we finish off with a dad joke … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 5, 2023 →