Sing about the cost of Senior Prom. Jeff Bezos mocks Zuckerberg’s Jiu Jitsu. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your dog. A.I. is interviewing for your job. The Boss has a great Mother’s Day idea. Dad Joke Theater Returns. And Barney explains cryogenics. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 10, 2023 →

Sing about working from bed. Tipping culture is out of hand. Travelocity has the best hotels for toe sucking. What comes after Bare Minimum Monday? Menthol Meredith chimes in on Mother’s Day. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden discusses the latest polls. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 09, 2023 →

Sing about dead Kentucky Derby horses. Jeff Bezos is molding young minds. There’s an Ozempic alternative. Morgan Freeman apologizes for high-tech automobiles. The “Miracle” speech will motivate your Monday. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong have schizophrenia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 08, 2023 →

Sing songs about Tacos and the Navy’s new recruitment tool. Jeff Foxworthy tests 8th Graders on History. Play one last Monarchy Minute ahead of the Coronation. Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden is creating jobs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 05, 2023 →

Songs are about Star Wars Day and the strange things people leave behind in Ubers. Cinco de Mayo goes woke. Enjoy a new Monarchy Minute. An NBA bad boy is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 04, 2023 →

The Coronation will be a Celebration. Will A.I. take over for striking writers? Morgan Freeman apologizes to Utah. Enjoy a new Monarchy Minute. The Boss leaves a message of motivation. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the shortage of nurses. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 03, 2023 →

Sing about the impending writers strike. Michelangelo is back. Learn about the British Monarchy. It’s No Mow May. Menthol Meredith has an allergy cure. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden thinks he’s a comedian. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 02, 2023 →

It’s May! Jeff Bezos comments on Coachella. “Zombied” happens after “Ghosting.” New draft picks need support. The penny speaks. Dad Joke Theater is back and Cheech and Chong talk PEDs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 01, 2023 →

Freddie Mercury’s stuff is being auctioned. Your cheap dining companion is a Real American Hero. Disney sues DeSantis. Bud Light wants to offend more customers. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address are all new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 28, 2023 →

Sing about the NFL Draft. Marvel drops the F-Bomb. Tucker gets replaced. Boycott businesses with ease. Name a new MFer of the Week. And Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 27, 2023 →