America has become a nation of early birds. Jeff Bezos takes on Bill Gates. Save time seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer. Jonah Hill is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 20, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for Tesla’s ugly new truck. The Bachelor has another spinoff. Beware of Florida Bunnies! The boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the Hollywood labor strikes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 19, 2023 →

Play a love song about air conditioning. Heat seekers are vacationing in Death Valley. Menthol Meredith shrugs off Aspartame warnings. Getting out of bed is a Mission Impossible. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden talks about his age. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 18, 2023 →

Taylor Swift impacts the American economy. Speedos are making a comeback. Jeff Bezos had a great Prime Day. Morgan Freeman is sorry about summer concerts. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News is on strike. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 17, 2023 →

Sing about the sriracha shortage. Actors are on strike. 3 helpful hints will keep you cool. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden has a temper like Gordon Ramsay. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 14, 2023 →

Prime Day is like Christmas in July. Harrison Ford begs you to see Indiana Jones. Put Musk v. Zuck in historical perspective. Wembanyama’s security are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 13, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for the price of a stamp. The Napoleon biopic is Dynamite. Capri Sun goes after the Prime Energy market. The Boss leaves a message from Pamplona. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And Barney explains energy drinks to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 12, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos responds to how billionaires make $14M per day. Get ready for the All Star Game. Lab Grown Meat gets a reality show. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Threads. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden had a day at the beach. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 11, 2023 →

Posting a selfie is a lot of work. The Eagles launch their final tour. The Home Run Derby features a Real American Hero. More screenwriters strike. Dad Joke Theater returns. And The Weekly Weed News reviews the upcoming Bob Marley biopic. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 10, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos joins forces with Leo DiCaprio. Wimbledon’s quiet rooms are not for sex. We need roller coaster inspectors. The Sports Kid has the latest. Raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Joe Biden breaks his silence on the white powder at the White House. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 07, 2023 →