It’s the season to pay taxes. Say goodbye to Tupperware. Fyre Fest 2 is coming. Arnold will fill your potholes. Robot Police Dogs are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 13, 2023 →

On Hump Day you’re Halfway Through Hell. Bud Light has a new ad campaign. Morgan Freeman is sorry for phone charging stations. Timothee Chalamet is Bob Dylan. The Boss delivers his motivational message. Dad Jokes about chickens at the gym. And Barney explains Tech Neck. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 12, 2023 →

If he asks you to suck his tongue, say “Hell no, Dalai!” Global Warming is a home run! Jeff Bezos’ super yacht is delivered. Ozempic has another competitor. Menthol Meredith streams. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden teases his reelection run. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 11, 2023 →

Come down off the Easter sugar high with an Easter Hangover song parody. It’s spring break for a lot of students, even Kindergarteners. Elon Musk is no longer the richest. And then Baby Birds talk, Robot Waiters Speak, Dads joke and Cheech and Chong deliver the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 10, 2023 →

The Super Mario Bros. Movie is open. Our Real American Hero is a competitive egg painter. Santa has some comments about Easter. Jeff Bezon is making fun of Elon. Then Sports Kid, Dad Joke and Joe Biden’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 7, 2023 →

Adele doesn’t like Peeps. The Easter Bunny is having trouble affording eggs, Wine is good OR bad for you. An actual snake was on an actual plane. The MFer of the week is back and we finish up with Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April, 06, 2023 →

Pink Floyd sings about the Bunny coming later in the week. Joan Jett celebrates Passover. Jeff Bezos throws some shade on Walmart’s new website. The new is all Trump and we may be missing other important stories. The boss is calling your show for some midweek motivation. And we finish off with a dad joke … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 5, 2023 →

Blue check marks are being taken away in this Elvis parody. Donald Trump’s day is expected to be a circus, Paddington 3 has big shoes to fill, Sports leagues merge, Menthol Meredith is back, then we hear from Morning Shower Thoughts and Joe Biden calls the show. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 4, 2023 →

It’s Monday and R.E.M. is singing about how much we hate it. With all the legal stuff in the news, we all have THIS Real American Hero in our life. A rap battle actually written by ChatGPT and Google Bard is next. Then Tomatoes scream and Morgan Freeman Apologizes for Allergies are followed by Dad … Continue reading DailyPost for Monday, April 3, 2023 →

“Friends” is offensive. Dumb Phones are all the rage. OJ Simpson is not helping. Hell’s Kitchen is stripped down. The Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 31, 2023 →