Science says men should sit to pee. Your left ear is better. Bob Ross paints with beer. Save big on a wedding DJ. The Boss has a new Midweek Motivational Message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the new trend of Bed Rotting. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 31, 2023 →

Sing about Elon Musk’s brain implants. Your leftover veggie burger has something to say. Putin is your commencement speaker. Human Hibernation is coming. Buy a home like the Brady Bunch house. Menthol Meredith had a great weekend. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 30, 2023 →

Programming Note: In observance of Memorial Day, the next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, May 30th. On behalf of the entire UCN staff and United Stations Radio Networks, we’d like to wish you all a very happy and healthy Memorial Day. Sing about how we all need a 3 day weekend. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 26 & Monday, May 29, 2023 →

The Little Mermaid wants to go to the premiere. Sing about Ron DeSantis entering the race. There’s a new product that eliminates the debt ceiling. Peacock won’t clamp down on password sharing. (HBO)Max is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we mash-up this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 25, 2023 →

Songs are about marrying billionaires and Miley Cyrus giving up touring. Vegetarians at BBQs are Real American Heroes. Morgan Freeman apologizes for social media. The Boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Venmo. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 24, 2023 →

Schoolhouse Rock teaches us about the debt ceiling. Jeff Bezos announces his engagement. A.I. talks to the dead. The cruise industry is back to normal. Menthol Meredith is a Super Mom. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden has a plan for the debt ceiling. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 23, 2023 →

Twitter has become a wasteland. People are moving back to the cities. We make a hero out of people who still have AOl email. Morgan Freeman apologizes for parents on Tik Tok. The Weinermobile changed its name. And we round out our Monday with a Dad Joke and Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 22, 2023 →

Toby Keith sings about the declining popularity of bars. Jeff Bezos underpays his CEO. The Weeknd is no more. Target reacts to being a target. Dad Joke Theater returns. POTUS comments on the TikTok ban in Montana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 19, 2023 →

Sing about the “Taco Tuesday” trademark. Morgan Freeman apologizes for dogs in restaurants. Keep your old car in top shape. The Bachelor is getting old. Ja Morant returns as the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 18, 2023 →

Sing about Martha Stewart on the cover of SI. Let a dog drive you home from the bar. Tom Hanks lives on forever. Ron DeSantis remakes Animal House. The Boss checks in. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains tracking kids with AirTags. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 17, 2023 →