Pet Shop Boys sing about the weekend. The crimes against Cadbury Eggs get worse. Vladimir Putin is translated. There’s a new pill to treat binging. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater Returns. And Joe Biden takes a cognition test. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 17, 2023 →

Ghosting is the preferred way to break up. Elvis’ jet is part of a new airline. Netflix has discovered a sport more boring than golf. The male “pill” gets mansplained. Barney the Dinosaur is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 16, 2023 →

Americans don’t take vacation like they used to. Jeff Bezos introduces his driverless taxi. The new Super Bowl swag has arrived in Ethiopia. Metallic Balloons are coming. Put an old twist on the new “He Gets Us” ads. Dad Joke Theater is back and Barney explains himself! Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 15, 2023 →

On Valentine’s Day, all we need is love…and gifts. Get your Valentine a special balloon or the home version of her favorite movie. Help save the Super Bowl Ads. Menthol Meredith comments on Rihanna. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Joe Biden talks about those mysterious objects in the sky. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 14, 2023 →

Two Songs for either Super Bowl champ and one song about everyone’s hangover. Morgan apologizes for that air fryer guy. Regale a Halftime Hero. Celebrate Galentine’s Day. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on China. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 13, 2023 →

Sing about Super Bowl chicken wings. Bezos wants to perform at halftime. Morgan apologizes for Madonna. Improv actors are getting stiffed. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And President Biden mumbles about the Super Bowl. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 10, 2023 →

The Green Acres theme is for at-home egg farmers. 7:23am is the most stressful minute of the day. Bet big on the big game. Indiana Jones cuts the old man jokes. Anthony Davis is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 9, 2023 →

Movie theaters are charging for premium seats. LeBron breaks a record. Hear outtakes from the State of the Union. Put all the Super Bowl ads into one. The Passenger Bill of Rights gets a preamble. Dad Joke Theater returns, And Barney explains balloons. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 8, 2023 →

Sing about how long it takes to leave a bad date. Prince Harry sings about losing his virginity. Jeff Bezos wants to be a club DJ. Real people deserve their own award show. Menthol Meredith talks about eggs. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And President Biden prepares for his big address to the nation. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 7, 2023 →

Wake the Zombies on a Monday morning. Cheer a Super Bowl hero. What did you think of the “Pro Bowl”? The Chinese president speaks. Bet on the weather. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed news examines higher education. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 6, 2023 →