Garth Brooks is serving Bud Light. Jeff Bezos gloats about his boat. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Pat Sajak. Dads are Real American Heroes. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains who’s protesting outside of Disney World. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 14, 2023 →

Sing about banning cellphones in school. There’s a new brand of toilet paper inspired by Mar-a-Lago. Sports Mascots fight back! Saudi Arabia wants to own all sports. Menthol Meredith rants about Cracker Barrel. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden talks about arraignments. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 13, 2023 →

Songs are about kids’ summer vacation and Bill Murray and Kelis. A Real American Heroes is about remote work. Movies are about to get boring. How do birds and bees talk to their kids? Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a certain lawsuit. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 12, 2023 →

Welcome Friday with the last of our weekday songs. Jeff Bezos is putting ads on Prime Video. Thor gets even more silly. Get your East Coast Armageddon forecast. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Joe Biden’s Address are all news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 9, 2023 →

Thursday’s version of Eye of the Tiger awaits. Bud Light is unleashed. Now’s the time to see New York City, kinda. Golfers react to the big merger. Jared Leto is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 8, 2023 →

Cee Lo sings about Apple not censoring your texts. Wednesday gets the Eye of the Tiger treatment. Jeff Bezos talks about UPS. Radio gets subtitles. Your boss has a Taylor Swift promotion. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains backyard trampolines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 7, 2023 →

The Tuesday version of Eye of the Tiger is here. People are talking about Apple’s VR headset. Student Loans are thrown in the shark tank. Dog News covers Dog Bites. Menthol Meredith is guarding lives. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the President wants to chat about gas prices. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 6, 2023 →

Get psyched for the week with the first of 5 weekday-specific songs. Spelling Bees catch up with the times. Enjoy comedy from the Middle Ages. Anheuser Busch pulls a fast one. Bear Wrestling gets the No, Really, Wow treatment. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on hemorrhoids. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 5, 2023 →

Eat up the perfect song for National Donut Day. Jeff Bezos has a prenup. Morgan apologizes for rainbows. Theaters want you back. The Sports Kid reports. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden takes a spill. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 2, 2023 →

The Village People sing about Florida’s gay exodus. Al Pacino is going to have a baby. Taylor Swift Amnesia is real. Marketing Directors are brave. Scottie Pippen is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup The News from this week. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 1, 2023 →